General Chat

Right Quiet you lot

Dwayne stop tinkling now pet

Ladies and Gentlemen please welcome Queen Carla...

'lovely crown love'

Carla gets out of limo, straightens Keiths crown (its a bit big and keeps falling over her eyes)
Walks sedatly as she can to this wail of music down the long red carpet.
Stops and turns round to address the crowd ( Stevie can you quieten them from all that cheering so I can speak......Barbara can you stop the band playing I think they got a bit carried away with the ragtime)

Whips Bob instead......That'll show him.....more money indeed.

Oh no, Bob the builder is after more money again.

Stevie stop whipping the crowds so hard....you'll get blood all over Carla's new dress....

Right come on you lot, lets see what you're made off,

Band strikes up....lovely Dwayne...you're a star with that triangle..

Ok everyone here we go................Barbara the band please......................

Keithy part of the blue rinse brigade. pmsl.

okey dokey, I'll manage the crowd.......*gets out cat of nine tails*.........I'll whip em into line. lol

OOh Joan pass it over, I could do with a slug now


mmm not bad that if you hold your nose and close your eyes



cough cough

pmsl Joannie.

Hi Carla, eyes open on match sticks + loads of coffee. lol

Right I've organised the band, we'll have to make do with the builders band, they're used to blowing their own trumpets, these men,

Stevie where have you been you are so late young man and I have had to do everything, now stop parading around in that blue rinse toupee and help me with the crowd control please

you sure it will come off steve... looks at the meths ..give barbara and carla some of this later lol

BLEEP BLEEP BLEEP............ dont worry thats Stevie's alarm clock.
You up yet Stevie, we are about to do the grand opening.

You'd better use meths Joannie........But this time don't drink it ! lol

:o))

Flipping Heck

I'm on crowd control, I've got Taffs caff open for the builders and I'm having to chase manky toupee's and NOW SHE WANTS ME TO ORGANISE THE BAND....

Okay Boss, you want a band, you'll get a band...moan moan ....

washes toupee BEG puts a purple rinse in it hangs it to dry

gawd cant get the dye of me hands ..now what ..

A toupee !!! I thought it was a giant rat !!

I wondered why his crown kept moving on his head. lol

:o))

Whatch out jgee that things alive look it's moving all by itself.......I bet he's never washed it eeeek

Right Barbara I'm just off to get a new dress for my role. Can you organise the band.

Well done Carla..you were so good at that.....you've done that before.lol

Oh Carla, you grabbed the toupee too, oh my goodness, eeekk

Throws it to Joan.........