General Chat

Yes def was wash.

I see KingKeithy made it through the crowd. lol

OOooo Barbara tattle tail.

Hi Keith late...you could say. Oh Keith you forgot your crown ( chuckle chuckle) and what have you done with your hair ( snigger snigger)


Morning keith x

mmm, okay carla I believe you...thinks ...will watch those two....

Where you bin Keith, afraid you've been dethroned, Carla pinched your crown and opened the Shelter herself,......

am late lol

Barbara you need your ears checked luvvy. I was telling Stevie that the front step needs a wash........... i noticed a blob of paint. Now dont you worry about it Barbara ,Stevie said he would ask the cleaners to clean it up.

dosh????

Thank goodnesss we're in the penthouse I put Keith on the 3rd floor yesterday.

er dosh...what dosh?

whispers to Stevie....... you know what to do if anyone comes to you with flyers......... sort them out as discreetly as you can and sneek them through the garden gate to their accomodation...........we'll split the dosh later.

Will do, I located the blonde masseurs en-suite next to mine. lol

Run you three, this way....follow me, I had the builders put in this exclusive lift just for us.........forget the crown Carla it's only made of tin anyway....

Yeahhhhhhh, nice speech

clap clap clap clap....................clap clap clap, band starting up again....

Right I'm off to get my penthouse suite, before the riffraff get in, come on Stevie, here's the key to yours, Carla and Joan, we're all in the penthouse suites....

Ooo me crown.....where are you all...I cant see.....

Cheers erupts from vast crowd................

Look out they're surging forward now.

Welcome everyone on this bright and sunny morning to the opening of
" CHATTERWORTH" the first ever grand fallout shelter.
Chatterworth is fully fitted out with anything you may need to survive for at least 5 years. This includes resterants, hospitals, farms, brewery, Gym, Heated swimming but to name a few.
I would like to take this oppertunity to thank jgee and barbara for all their hard work not forgetting Stevie who gave up so much of his sleep last night.

Well here goes (turns round to face chatterworth.)

(Turns back) oh and if any of you have got flyers please see Stevie or myself afterwards)

(turns back )

I NOW DECLARE CHATTERWORTH OPEN..........snip snip

Well done Stevie, your'e a dab hand with that whip...used one before have you? lol

Where's she gone now....

Keep back you lot !!............give the lady room to speak.

Brian, I saw those wandering hands........Thwaaack

:o))

Okay Your Queenship hope you've got a good speech ready...it's all yours...take it away Queenie yeeeeaaaahhhh

Slips Keith toupee back under his crown..............ooops it back to front sorry. lol