General Chat

Heeeeeellllloooooo, anybody there,......................I've been stuck down in this cellar all night and I don't want to miss the opening ceremony, heeeellllllllooooo, Carla, Keith, Stevie.....help, fat chance there'll be any builders about at this time of the day...Joannnnnnn....

Thinks....maybe the ruskies have already bombed us and they've all been nuked.....sob....I might be the last person alive....ooooeeeerrrrr

Barbara where are you. BBBaaaarrrrrbbbbaaaarrraaaa. Oh there you are what are you doing down here?
We have a problem, the queue outside is getting out of controle and Kink Keith has not turned up. I wonder if Shimms will step in last minute to open this place (after all she is royalty)

OOh I've been down there all night Carla, the wind banged the door shut and I couldn't get out....
Right I'll do crowd control and you give Shimms a shout, she'll do a better job and she's a lot prettier than Keith.

Right you lot back I say....

whats he like lol

Right I've made a cup of tea for those queuing, but they're not very happy our there and I think it's gonna rain....now where's Keith gone and no sign of Shimms either.

We may have to go to plan B

ok I have tried to contact Shimms..just waiting for a reply.
Good job there Barbara. ( by the way Barbara I saw the state of those massures who were locked in the celler with you no wonder you are full of beans this morning!!) lol

OOOh Carla ....as if....please don't tell anyone ..but I've left them down there....quite worn out they are lol

pmsl ...

I noticed......
they cuold'nt even crawl to the door for their wages........What a goer you must be.
Don't worry Barbara I wont tell.......lol

OOOhhh Carla ROFLOL .........a goer...oooh I've come over all funny

I should think you have....................... Barbara recalling last night .........he he

You won't tell anyone will you Carla...I have my reputation to think about after all...I know I can trust you....x

What are mates for Barbara........................(chuckles to self)

Thanks Carla ..you're a pal...knew you wouldn't tell...xx

tip toes out quietly hope they havnt heard me.. wow gossip .. could earn some money here rofl

Phisss Barbara.....(whispers) did you hear something, see something move out of the corner of your eye.

MMM Carla, I saw her.........

I thought it might have been Keith BUT now I think it was JOAN....

We might have to have a.............TRIAL........................

Yipee thats two trials how exciting today is getting.

Right carla, you may have to open this shelter yourself, I can't find anyone else to do it, although Dwayne the builders such a nice boy??.....

We'll have to postpone the trials till we can bribe the witnessess...er sorry meant to say find the witnessess.............

brings a tray of tea in and biccies there you are have a break ..

did you sleep well girls lol .........

will be on and off got a visitor .. drat