General Chat

Aw, you found my SMWT, here puss!
he's a blast at dancing, would put any spinners to shame!

This other food being provided, Is Al a carte or Horse and Cart.If the Latter you will need "Nosebags" and Rolls of Hay,( That will go down well) rolling in hay while eating burnt bacon butties.Have you got a Car Park Attendant.If not I think Alko can get one of her mates to do it Cheap,perhaps you could also get "Wildcat" to guard the premises from vandals,or dis-satisfied customers ( Are you insured) Can do a cheep job for you ( Get a Budgie) only have to serve him Trill and he,ll bounce with health and anybody else.**M**.pmsl.

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Dose this belong to anybody ?
just found him and his mates trying to get in around the back,
he was muttering something about having a party !!!

OH,LOOK....he's just like the one going up Shimms leg !

strong coffee? errrrrrrrrrrr

Shimms stop dancing for goodness sake the roach has gone

Barb look whos in the cazbah now, oh and you pretend to be in bed lol
and it aint me whoop whooop lol

Hiya merlin, we dont really need a bouncer sorry, i think I can handle the girls!
LOL

Alko, you must lay off the sauce, its affecting your sight!
One strong black coffee for you my girl....lol

are you sure ,she made me put my bag outside and my glasses are in my bag

Hmmm. It seems "Taff the Caff" has put in an appearance ( not before time) and running a 24hr Plastic Joint,without a licence. As I will act as a (Freelance Adviser) for a small renumeration as long as there is provision made for the black hairy thing thats always between my legs wanting to be fed.So what sort of staff "Taff" have been employed in this den of iniquity? have you taken up my suggestion of ALKO as Personel Manager?i/e Hire and Fire ( But reasons must be Given)I did suggest Shimms for a Dancing Girl ( Pole Dancer) but if she wears her usual outfit of Micro Skirt with Thigh length Boots she could double up as a Waitress ( Get lots of tips in that outfit)Barbara and Jen can also entertain the Diners in preperation for their trip to the Far East as Geishas or members of the Sheiks Harem.( Down Keith you,re Drooling at the thought) I think it would be wise to keep Kitty as a Cook ( Most people dont object to their bacon being slightly burnt and Charcoal is supposed to be good for you) You already have the "Punka Walla" to keep the place cool ( and waft out the smells of burnt cooking) all you need now is a "Bouncer" If no one can advise on this I,m sure "Hanibal the Canibal " can give advice on this.It will of course cost at least an arm and possibly a Leg as his fee. **M**.pmsl

that isnt chocolate cake , its cockroach dropping cake


your all mad lol x

earl grey please no sugar ,i'am still sweet enough

ONE..... extra large slice of choccie cake for Amanda, put your bag OUTSIDE please!!!
Nice cuppa to wash it down with Manda?

Ah now your talking ...chocolate cake

got to be better then that old chewy teacake she palmed off onto me
two slices please ,one for me ,one for the bug in me bag (oh shouldn't have said that )

Thanks for holding the fort Barb,. you go and have a rest, you deserve it!!
I'll bring you a nice Irish coffee, to help you relax......

Luckily Shimms, Croach only came in to see what the place was like, hes gone back into hibernation now,

I told them they'd not mess with you so will leave you to it and go run some errands, good luck and watch out for that Alko, I'm waiting for Merlin to take her to the Casbah...

See you later

xx

Taff, its shocking what they have been doing here, trying to close you down

poor shimms too scared to get down

Amanda has almost chocked on bugs

and Barb is trying to get to Cazbah, but i aint going,

where that magician to save me

Oh Taff

Am sorry, I entered, jumped on the table at the mention of a cockroach yet as soon as I knew it was your pet croach Charlie, I stroked him and carefully handed him back to Barb for safekeeping.

Just knew this was a fine dinery. :))

xxx

Alko, take a seat, and I'll take your order.

Right Barb,. any more mucking about by them and they will be wearing there food!!!

I've got to go lie down Taff, so will be back later and help out, what a day I've had, I'm worn out.