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CAFF CLOSED TILL FURTHER NOTICE

i've got him in my handbag
i'am going to health and safety

Charlie has done a runner

Barb, oh you can run...........................

hiding is another story we know where to get you wmsl x

Thank you Shimms, I have to go now too see you later hun, come on Charlie back in your box,

did that norti lady frighten you, fancy spitting you out, aw bless....

sorry girls, I've just handed Charlie Taff's pet croach back to Barb, not sure what you got but it didn't come from here! xxx

You've got an imposter in your bag Amanda, bet you keep him there all the time so you can leave without payiong your bill... You wait till Taff gets hold of you both, there'll be hell to pay....wmsl.....

oh must go to specksavers
only put a prune in me bag !!

What on earth is going on in here?
Any bugs, creepy crawlies etc, must have come in with the builders!!!

theres some fresh eclaires, apple turnovers with cream, chocolate cake, and the kettles Just boiled, so who wants what?

OH thank goodness you're here Taff

These customers have been dreadful, have been wacked by that Alko with the fly swatter and Amanda has pretend bugs in her bag, they have scared our poor Charlie Croach half to death and Shimms has been dancing on the tables, I'm so glad you are back..

NOTHING!!!!!!!!

I've got to go lie down Taff, so will be back later and help out, what a day I've had, I'm worn out.

Right Barb,. any more mucking about by them and they will be wearing there food!!!

Alko, take a seat, and I'll take your order.

Oh Taff

Am sorry, I entered, jumped on the table at the mention of a cockroach yet as soon as I knew it was your pet croach Charlie, I stroked him and carefully handed him back to Barb for safekeeping.

Just knew this was a fine dinery. :))

xxx

Taff, its shocking what they have been doing here, trying to close you down

poor shimms too scared to get down

Amanda has almost chocked on bugs

and Barb is trying to get to Cazbah, but i aint going,

where that magician to save me

I told them they'd not mess with you so will leave you to it and go run some errands, good luck and watch out for that Alko, I'm waiting for Merlin to take her to the Casbah...

See you later

xx

Luckily Shimms, Croach only came in to see what the place was like, hes gone back into hibernation now,

Thanks for holding the fort Barb,. you go and have a rest, you deserve it!!
I'll bring you a nice Irish coffee, to help you relax......

Ah now your talking ...chocolate cake

got to be better then that old chewy teacake she palmed off onto me
two slices please ,one for me ,one for the bug in me bag (oh shouldn't have said that )