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MRS G...*shocked * ....sits with gob wide open......well.....I am 33ish and not into younger men at all...

Hayley - for someone who came on here an hour ago and couldn't stop - you've been here a bliddy long time!!

J

Comes on thread
Hayley wearing a plastic rain hood...................with ducks on
roflmao

No Hayley - where are the romantic possibilities in that story? Unless of course her handsome young son/grandson, resting on the back seat after the strenuous game of tennis that afternoon (which had made him all sweaty and delicious) were to reach forward to give your shoulders a massage ....


LOL

Hello Dormouse:-))) You are not butting in at all at all..... Yes Hayley, that's why I told you that story...a salutory tale if ever there was one..........

** falls in to Mrs G arms **

well the same thing happen to me my niece takes me work everyday and picks me up as well.....she is a little dainty thing...and anyway last week it was raining I put my hood up over my little ducks plastic rain hood and bolted out of the office block door in my nieces car.....to find it was a little old lady...looking very shocked...FFfffffing and jeffing so I was...


Dormouse your not butting in and good evening ..x

Not his gear-stick, BC?

Sorry if I'm butting in but this is quite the most exciting thread on GR tonight.

Well whatever it was, he seemed rather taken with me:-)

Oh BC - don't be gross! Of course it was his knee!

*confused....well I THINK it was his KNEE....it was a long time ago.....

OMG you got in a strange car and squeezed a stange mans knee.....HIS KNEE.........**faints **

It was Mrs Murphy in No 17...Mrs G, pay attention please and stop fantasising.....pmsl......

So did you leap straight back out again - or did you make an honest man of the poor wee James. Him of the small car and big dribble?

Jill

OK - Nigel in his little red Mini - swoops down on the bus stop but because he is just sooooo vain himself he is not wearing his glasses when he whisks who he thinks is BC into the passenger seat it was in fact little Mrs Jarvis from No. 17 out to collect her pension that bitterly cold Tuesday morning.

Oh BC I bet that was really upsetting for you!

And did that little twerp Nigel marry Mrs Jarvis - least he could do under the circumstances after all ...

I can see I have a captive audience here...NOT! So I shall make this brief. The red thingy car stopped beside me, I jumped in, and squeezed the man's leg (playfully) and said (cheerfully) Drive on James! and when I looked round.....this man had his mouth open (he was salivating actually).....and

It was a total stranger!!!!! so it was....

*collapses with the strain......

** settles down and munches on rice cakes **

Yep little red mini...OMG you didnt try climbing to a open mailbox did you ?

So then Jeremy (him from the office in his flash red Mazerati) leaps out of the car, elbows the brassy blonde bint out of the way and scoop BC up in his arms to waft her off to Paradise & Co, Insurance Brokers (or wherever it was that they both worked) stopping only briefly to give her specs a quick wipe with his red silk neckerchief - dont'cha know.

So then what happened BC?

Hold on Hold On!!!!! This is my story!!!!

I did not have a blonde beehive, by the way, I had a brunette bouffant-)

Anyways, I see this little red Mini car thing coming down the road

BC google Anna Karen I think her real name is...pmsl

Swimming goggles??.....very cute!!

Stevie...ducks & runs for it !
:o)))