General Chat

Stephen wake up you have landed in my back yard. Must have been Helen that landed the plane she seems to be the only one Sober.
Your in Australia Stephen

Waves to Shimmmsssss.

OK you all want Mushrooms and tomatoes with your Bacon and Eggs
Fried Bread, Black Pudding, Hash Browns Baked beans

Didnt realize there was that many of you

Hi Helen....don't want to worry you. But just found Captian drunk & slumped over the wheel!!!!........How are going to land!!??

B****y H**L I didn't realise we were going as far as that.Always wanted to go to OZ .
Hi Jackie ,just spoke to you about your legs Lol(other thread for those that are wondering)
Hope you have a big place Jackie,there are a fair few of us landing.Not sure about Twinkly and the Captain.They may still be in the Cockpit!

Yeyyyyyyyyyyyy, tis my sis Jackie! mwaah mwaah!

How you doing?

Ooooh, Helen, Twinkley, Captain, Stevie, Joanie, looooook ........... it's Jackie!

Hi Jackie's OH! xxx

Looks out of her Window and sees a British plane flying low
with a heap of drunken Poms onboard oh no it's landing
OMG its the GR MILE HIGH CLUB
What the heck are you doing landing in my back garden in Perth Australia
I know you wanted somewhere warm but this is ridicoulous in the middle of the night.
Shouts to Hubby
" Get out of bed love and put the kettle on we have visitors"
Checks Fridge to see if she has enough Bacon and Eggs for Brekky

OK you lot come in but don't you dare wake my Grandchildren with all that noise

Maybe we can all have a little shut eye in our seats for a wee while and when we wake up we will be there!!!!!!!!!!! Where????????

Oh Helen, everyone ...

Am sorry, still not really here if that makes sense ... I'd replenished your glass, spoken to all.

Me too ... OH has gone for a take-away.

Am disappearing for a while.OH's tummy is rumbling!!!!!Don't leave me behind.

Are we nearly there?.I.m getting the figits.Have been doing my leg excercises and apologise for the display.I tried to be discreet but not a lot of leg room.
Any wine left?

Ca ...atch Joy! Throws Joy a parachute, enjoy your evening sweetie.

Am similar Helen, just not one for lying on the beach ... don't mind one or two days, prefer to sightsee ... get fidgety feet lol.

Luvin ya lippy Twinkley, I'm wearing Mac, looks similar

Night Joy....Don't forget you're parachute. Its a long way down

Stevie xx :o))

will do joy goodnight xx

Not too hot Shimms.I can't do too hot .As long as there is a bit of shade and a bottle or two of the white,and good company of course.Little siesta and i'll be up and ready for the night life.Just like I used to do.

Somewhere hot and sunny would be nice ...

charming!!! that lipstick cost me a fortune!!! lol

I like to leave my mark!! lol

Hi Princess, Okay know...wipes Twinks's lipstick off face.
Whe're we going? Somewhere exotic?

of course it involves tongues Stevie...don't you know anything??? *tuts*

I hope captain knows where he is flying,What with twinkly on his lap grabbing whatever it was she said.
By the way where are we going ??????????

Stevie perks up a lot....Didn't know mouth to mouth involved tongues?? pmsl ;o)))

I never miss an opportunity joy :)))))