General Chat

PMSL Merlin ,
you wouldnt want to roast me .... no meat ........lol
just skin and bones ...no taste ..lol



Alko i told you he was tough skinned the knife wont go in ......
now what we gonna do ...... go back to put thinking cap on .....

Ah, The "Cute Lady" has returned, with so called "Skinning Knife", I,ve got a real one, along with my "Kuckrie" so be careful "Cute Lady" you may just end up Skinned and Roasted as a Speciality at the Teahouse. "Samuri "pretty good at Roasting Cuties ( On His Japanese Spit ) **M**.. PMSL.

watch the serpents apparently they spit,

lol xxx

Ok girls do your worse



Merlin i can spit too right back at the serpent, can you call it back please

Oh yes lolol Alko
come here Merlin i wana talk to you .......lol
hides knife behind my back ...

OHhhheeerr Alko ......i dont like serpents ...
i'll wait here for you ....

Cutie it wasnt a rubber knife, take the safety cap off

goodnes me get to work xxx

off to find this hiding place, sounds safe enough,

breathing dragons, serpents, they all pussy cats lol xxxx

OH Alko
you gave me a rubber knife ........
hangs head .... now what we gonna do......

No, its a very special place ( Very Secret ) I have in my Cave.Its well guarded by "Dragons" and things like that, so be very carefull if you try to nick it as the Dragon breaths fire and he has serpents close to its hiding place.**M**.pmsl.

Hire Charges? What?

Silk Lined Container, is that a vault?

So it seems you lot want ( MY) wand, sorry its not available,and Jen, you never had a Wand, I never even Hired you one ( At reasonable rates ) you were too mean to pay the cost, now this war you are talking about, as you were the challenger, I pick the venue,and it is, The Teahouse of the Swindon Truckstop.I will have as my Second ( SAMURI ) very dangerous Choppy Choppy Man,also part owner of Teahouse. So we have the right to sell the tickets to Audience.The weapons will be ( The Pidgeon feathers that Barbara used for her Dance) As a Concession to you ( As a mere amatuer in matters of warfare) I will leave my Magic Wand in its Silk Lined Container.(* for use at a later date) also it will be locked so you can,t nick it. any one wishing to borrow it can apply for the hire charges,( Reasonable).. Let battle commence. **M**.pmsl..

If there's a high pitched scream...........it's not a wand
Hides behind everyone else.....shudder

Cutie, stop waving that knife lol

eeyore, nope i not sure come here hold my hand pmslxxxx

WHERE ...where ....lol
gets ready with knife

Are you sure thats a Wand ?????

Alko has he not turned up yet ...
well i'm going to do some family history ...........LOLOL

he he he he ....
hides behind the chair .... and waits ...and waits .....and waits ..

quick cutie, im ready

here you go sharpe knife

quick cutie ready to grab wand

ohhh thinks me may suffer for this one lol xxx

O.K. Alko ,
i'll do it .... i'll skin him , but
i'll need a very very sharp knife cos he's
got tough skin .....pmsl..
but when i start skinning you get ready to take the wand .....

Eeyore pmsl

yucky yuck

err thought you was going to offer to skin him,

Mind the bl@@dy wand though, we need that