General Chat

Merlin, since when did we ever believe or trust you?

Yes i am second in command, and i command you to stop "waggling" that wand, it can be quite dangerous as it has a tendancy to explode,

as for that Shiek no way are we doing a deal with them,

we are worth more than a camel and half a fig x

Seems like Lady Cutie and Jennxx have had to go and have a lie down,Feeling Febrile are we? never mind, all this Warfare and getting recruits is very taxing for you,Even your second in Command seems to be Wary of Me and My Trusty Wand,Still rest well Girls,while I summon my Aides, (1) The Sheik, (Who Rattles and Rolls) (2) Samuri,( Very Clever Japanese Choppy Choppy Man) (3) Myself, Extremely good with magic Wand ( And Can Waggle it with out losing it ) "Unlike Jenxx" then there is my secret assistant.(4) Nilrem, Very clever Chappie,learns very Quickly ( Has to because Apprentice ships expensive.( Weekly Terms Available with small interest rates). So Wakey Wakey Girls. Don,t be Shy, Merlin is a Gentle Soul ( Sometimes. **M**..pmsl.

Jen, you sure he can "handle" a wand?

Cutie, looks like you got scrambled eggs for brekkie then

Pops head round door .....
hello and bye bye everyone ...
i'm going up the wooden hill .....
Just you wait Merlin till our Jen gets going ....
she'll eat you for breakfast lol...

Oh I can Handle a wand as good as you Merlin

I just need a little more practise (and then look out )

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When Handling Wand you should hold tight onto it,if you waggle it too much you lose it, ( As you Did) Ha Ha Failed yet again,Merlin Succeeds,Again. .**M**,pmsl

Oh no I Have'nt My army is coming along nicely thank you

Will let you know when the battle will start

Be careful very careful

Jenxx (she of the lost wand ) lol

So yet again Jenxx has done another runner. begging to find recruites for her "Army??" Possibly " Sally" Army. No good asking shimmers, she is still poorly,any way she is "Mamasan" of teahouse ( and on Commission) so you have no chance of winning ,meybe all end up in Marylebone flyover concrete.Special job by "Samuri",I will leave you to make your Flimsy Plans,You will need lots of time,enough to make magic spells ( Wizard Style) to sort you all out. **M**..pmsl

Do you think Shimmer is well enough to join if not she can be look
out lol

Jenxx

Off to find recruits back later

ok have signed on dotted line

will soon have that "samurai" and teahouse under the M25

Evil Clerid will be no more xx

Join Here ______ you can be second in command Alko

RIGHT THIS WAY TO JOIN UP



LOL

Hello! is this where we enlist?

We shall not we shall not be tarmacked lolx

You Cutie are one smart ladies (was going to put something else ) lol

I will gather my band of merry women and together we will march and

fight the EVIL CLERID

WE shall be called MAM'S ARMY pmsl

Off to gather my merry Women ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Norty Merlin ....
you've frightened Jen away lol and how COULD
you even think of Tarmacking our poor... poor... Jen......pmsl

Seems like Jenxx has done anther "Runner" going for re enforcements no doubt. **M**.pmsl. Merlin Will Prevail.

Soooo, Little Jen The Wren is making threats ( Yet again) all to no avail,because that "Wand " she supposidly has is useless.no matter how much she waves or waggles it it just won,t work,its as useful as an empty bag of crisps.to stand any chance she will have to engage a few witches from Eastwick,and I magiced them away years ago,they tried to come back as "Old Crones" but the wand soon put pay to that,Stuck them in a Stew pot,and hubbled and Bubbled them away,think they,re under the M25 now causing trouble there.so be wary Jen, you could end up being "Tarmacked,If your not careful. **M**,pmsl. .

MERLIN the gloves are off

Just you wait do you hear JUST YOU WAIT


Jenxx lol

They,re coming to take you away "Ha Hah" serves you right for trying to attack Merlin, he always wins in the end because his Magic Wand even though locked away still will do his bidding and protect him from evil doers,like the "Sword of Damoclese "which hangs by a thread to protect him from usurpers trying to nick the "Magic Wand".**M**.pmsl

Look out Cutie the Spirits of the EVIL CLERID has risen and are out to cause trouble so watch your back






they are coming to get us lol

The stuff nightmares are made of.........shudder