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oh my goodness

Look at channel 5 US on sky,

watch out for that, pmsl it so looks like him xxxxx

Merlin,
i would surrender that wand now .. before
we tye you in the dunking chair ....cos you know
what happens in the dunking chair dont you ....
once in you dont come out ...alive...... that is lol....

i fear not dear Merlin,

throws a yorkshire pudding pudding and a fillet steak

bet your dragon cant beat that, norti Merlin, no

failing that greasy fish and chips lol

So, Shimmers has renaged on deal .Changed sides, ( Your Commission is now not being paid) Keep it for expenses getting apprentice back off dodgy ship. and "Taff" trying to frighten me with a mere "Dragon" ,as a True Welshman I fear it not. I will set my" Welsh Wyvern"( He was reared on Welsh Cakes and Lamb With Mint Sauce) on to your Puny English Dragon. So do your worst, Merlin Will Triumph Again. .pmsl.

Hes on his own now cutie,

aww bless Merlin you scared of the wand? and you said Nilrem was the apprentice, err have a rethink lol

maybe you drowning too,

OMG shall we help him?

Well Merlin thats just what i gave him ... FILLET STEAK ........i'm not daft..
i'm a veggy so dont eat meat .....thats why i had scrambled eggs ....lol
oh these so called magicians .... dont know nothing ...YET.....
think they do ......youv'e LOST your Nilrem.....sighs wakeup Merlin..... pmsl

That ship is actually an Ark

Merlin you going to save that "little man" from the Great Flood?
~~~~~~~ waves to Taff

Shimms stand back, you about to get splashed lol

AAAHHH! Alko Queen!!! great music............and so apt for the thread!! LOL

shimms, i just hope there is a good teacher on board, or it will be a wasted voyage,

YES, Shimms as if we couldnt work out the anagram!
Merlin, put it away now!! Or you will have the wrath of the Dragon apon you!!:)

IT´S A KIND OF MAGIC
IT´S A KIND OF MAGIC
A KIND OF MAGIC
ONE DREAM, ONE SOUL, ONE PRIZE,
ONE GOAL, ONE GOLDEN GLANCE OF WHAT SHOULD BE
IT´S A KIND OF MAGIC
ONE SHAFT OF LIGHT THAT SHOWS THE WAY,
NO MORTAL MAN CAN WIN THIS DAY
IT´S A KIND OF MAGIC
THE BELL THAT RINGS INSIDE YOUR MIND
IT´S CHALLENGING THE DOORS OF TIME
IT´S A KIND OF MAGIC
THE WAITING SEEMS ETERNITY
THE DAY WILL DAWN OF SANITY
IS THIS A KIND OF MAGIC
IT´S A KIND OF MAGIC
THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE
THIS RAGE THAT LASTS A THOUSAND YEARS
WILL SOON BE GONE
THIS FLAME THAT BURNS INSIDE OFME
I´M HEARING SECRET HARMONIES
IT´S A KIND OF MAGIC
THE BELL THAT RINGS INSIDE YOUR MIND
IS CHALLENGING THE DOORS OF TIME
IT´S A KIND OF MAGIC
IT´S A KIND OF MAGIC
THIS RAGE THAT LASTS A THOUSAND YEARS
WILL SOON BE, WILL SOON BE,
WILL SOON BE GONE
THIS IS A KIND OF MAGIC
THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE
THIS LIFE THAT LASTS A THOUSAND YEARS
WILL SOON BE GONE
MAGIC, IT´S A KIND OF MAGIC
IT´S A KIND OF MAGIC
MAGIC, MAGIC, MAGIC, MAGIC
IT´S MAGIC

At the dockside, waves goodbye to Nilrem ... good luck with your learning my young friend, you will do well as you travel the world on HMS Apprentice Ship.

i have every chance, it you that needs to be careful

you have 2 chances

slim and none x

Merlin, we have vast knowledge of that "clever little man"

he had his "large portion" earlier, hes quite satisfied lol

you very brave, shimms hasnt done a runner she is getting prepared for battle

I see Jenxx has sent her No2 to take me on,she has no chance, Song Sung out of tune,so no good, try something better ( In Tune ) this time please .pmsl **M**.

Ah Little Lady Cutie Pie. you have little knowledge of my assistant,he very clever man. ( Does,nt like Scrambled Eggs) only Fillet Steak ( Large Portion) recruit him at your peril.**M**..pmsl. Seems Like your recruiting Mama has done another runner, She is wise lady.

Get out from that kitchen and rattle those pots and pans
Get out from that kitchen and rattle those pots and pans
Well, roll my breakfast 'cause I'm a hungry man
Chorus:
I said Shake, rattle and roll
I said Shake, rattle and roll
I said Shake, rattle and roll
I said Shake, rattle and roll
Well, you never do nothin' to save your doggone soul
Wearin' those dresses, your hair done up so nice
Wearin' those dresses, your hair done up so nice
You look so warm, but your heart is cold as ice
Chorus
I'm like a one-eyed cat, peepin' in a sea-food store
I'm like a one-eyed cat, peepin' in a sea-food store
I can look at you, tell you don't love me no more
I believe you're doin' me wrong and now I know
I believe you're doin' me wrong and now I know
The more I work, the faster my money goes
Chorus
SHAKE, RATTLE AND ROLL


that will shut him up for a bit,

Shimms an assistant he needs, he too scared on his own lol xx

poisen jen lol

LOLOL Alko ,
scrambled eggs it is then ....pmsl ..

Well Merlin , you dont frighten me .... with
your aides ....Sheik rattle &roll you say .. mmm
thats easy remeded put on some rock and roll music
and that 'll keep him occupied....
Samuri the choppy choppy man ..... well give him a few bones to chop and he'll be ok too .....
and as for Nilrem wellllll yes he does learn fast doesnt he .......
thats why he decieded to change sides ....yawn........ lol

Enters with Lady in Waiting, SmmihS

Hi everyone,

I've just woken up ... asleep Merlin, one rather feels they may be studying .... um?!

:) An assistant then Merlin, Nilrem