General Chat

Norty Merlin ....
you've frightened Jen away lol and how COULD
you even think of Tarmacking our poor... poor... Jen......pmsl

You Cutie are one smart ladies (was going to put something else ) lol

I will gather my band of merry women and together we will march and

fight the EVIL CLERID

WE shall be called MAM'S ARMY pmsl

Off to gather my merry Women ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Hello! is this where we enlist?

We shall not we shall not be tarmacked lolx

Join Here ______ you can be second in command Alko

RIGHT THIS WAY TO JOIN UP



LOL

ok have signed on dotted line

will soon have that "samurai" and teahouse under the M25

Evil Clerid will be no more xx

Do you think Shimmer is well enough to join if not she can be look
out lol

Jenxx

Off to find recruits back later

So yet again Jenxx has done another runner. begging to find recruites for her "Army??" Possibly " Sally" Army. No good asking shimmers, she is still poorly,any way she is "Mamasan" of teahouse ( and on Commission) so you have no chance of winning ,meybe all end up in Marylebone flyover concrete.Special job by "Samuri",I will leave you to make your Flimsy Plans,You will need lots of time,enough to make magic spells ( Wizard Style) to sort you all out. **M**..pmsl

Oh no I Have'nt My army is coming along nicely thank you

Will let you know when the battle will start

Be careful very careful

Jenxx (she of the lost wand ) lol

When Handling Wand you should hold tight onto it,if you waggle it too much you lose it, ( As you Did) Ha Ha Failed yet again,Merlin Succeeds,Again. .**M**,pmsl

Oh I can Handle a wand as good as you Merlin

I just need a little more practise (and then look out )

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'-_*'+,*~*_+**~,-'+*'+*_*,+'*-_-'*-,,*+"+**,_'*.*-*,+*'*.,
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Pops head round door .....
hello and bye bye everyone ...
i'm going up the wooden hill .....
Just you wait Merlin till our Jen gets going ....
she'll eat you for breakfast lol...

Jen, you sure he can "handle" a wand?

Cutie, looks like you got scrambled eggs for brekkie then

Seems like Lady Cutie and Jennxx have had to go and have a lie down,Feeling Febrile are we? never mind, all this Warfare and getting recruits is very taxing for you,Even your second in Command seems to be Wary of Me and My Trusty Wand,Still rest well Girls,while I summon my Aides, (1) The Sheik, (Who Rattles and Rolls) (2) Samuri,( Very Clever Japanese Choppy Choppy Man) (3) Myself, Extremely good with magic Wand ( And Can Waggle it with out losing it ) "Unlike Jenxx" then there is my secret assistant.(4) Nilrem, Very clever Chappie,learns very Quickly ( Has to because Apprentice ships expensive.( Weekly Terms Available with small interest rates). So Wakey Wakey Girls. Don,t be Shy, Merlin is a Gentle Soul ( Sometimes. **M**..pmsl.

Merlin, since when did we ever believe or trust you?

Yes i am second in command, and i command you to stop "waggling" that wand, it can be quite dangerous as it has a tendancy to explode,

as for that Shiek no way are we doing a deal with them,

we are worth more than a camel and half a fig x

Enters with Lady in Waiting, SmmihS

Hi everyone,

I've just woken up ... asleep Merlin, one rather feels they may be studying .... um?!

:) An assistant then Merlin, Nilrem

LOLOL Alko ,
scrambled eggs it is then ....pmsl ..

Well Merlin , you dont frighten me .... with
your aides ....Sheik rattle &roll you say .. mmm
thats easy remeded put on some rock and roll music
and that 'll keep him occupied....
Samuri the choppy choppy man ..... well give him a few bones to chop and he'll be ok too .....
and as for Nilrem wellllll yes he does learn fast doesnt he .......
thats why he decieded to change sides ....yawn........ lol

poisen jen lol

Get out from that kitchen and rattle those pots and pans
Get out from that kitchen and rattle those pots and pans
Well, roll my breakfast 'cause I'm a hungry man
Chorus:
I said Shake, rattle and roll
I said Shake, rattle and roll
I said Shake, rattle and roll
I said Shake, rattle and roll
Well, you never do nothin' to save your doggone soul
Wearin' those dresses, your hair done up so nice
Wearin' those dresses, your hair done up so nice
You look so warm, but your heart is cold as ice
Chorus
I'm like a one-eyed cat, peepin' in a sea-food store
I'm like a one-eyed cat, peepin' in a sea-food store
I can look at you, tell you don't love me no more
I believe you're doin' me wrong and now I know
I believe you're doin' me wrong and now I know
The more I work, the faster my money goes
Chorus
SHAKE, RATTLE AND ROLL


that will shut him up for a bit,

Shimms an assistant he needs, he too scared on his own lol xx

Ah Little Lady Cutie Pie. you have little knowledge of my assistant,he very clever man. ( Does,nt like Scrambled Eggs) only Fillet Steak ( Large Portion) recruit him at your peril.**M**..pmsl. Seems Like your recruiting Mama has done another runner, She is wise lady.

I see Jenxx has sent her No2 to take me on,she has no chance, Song Sung out of tune,so no good, try something better ( In Tune ) this time please .pmsl **M**.