General Chat

A Pastor goes to the dentist for a set of false teeth. The first Sunday
after he gets his new teeth, he preaches for only eight minutes. The second
Sunday, he talks for only ten minutes.

The following Sunday, he speaks for 2 hours & 48 minutes. The congregation had to mob him to get him down from the pulpit and they asked him what happened.

The Pastor explains the first Sunday, his gums hurt so bad he couldn't
talk for more than 8 minutes. The second Sunday his gums still hurt too much
to go on for more than 10 minutes. But, the third Sunday, he put his
wife's teeth in by mistake and he couldn't shut up.

OK - I'm off. Good night, reader.

LOL I have been George, so I know what a handsome young chap our Foggy is.
Are you going to come to the Victoria meet with our Foggy next year. :-D :-D :-D

evening all,

Hope you've all had a brilliant day today :-D :-D :-D

Hi MO, young foggs..LOL you should have gone to spec savers :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D

George :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-)

Damn Damn Damn, I have just written a long message, and lost the blessed thing.
So will just add a smaller message for now.
Many thanks for the p.m Marilyn. Sorry to hear you have been unwell following your flu jab. I had the same problem, and yet Roly was fine.
Linda,bless little Sebastion, I hope he recovers quickly.

Oi Stephen, a zimmer frame indeed. Just remember, you will be the same age as me soon, and us young striplings don't need zimmer frames do we. LOL ;-)

Good evening young Foggy, how are you keeping?

Bye for now folks. Mo

Good Evening Friendlies,

Popping in to say hello.

Foggy xx

Hi Marilyn, sorry to hear you have been ill, hope you are now feeling a little better.
I had my Flu jab on Monday but the nurse said it takes 2 weeks to become effective, so if I am in contact with flu for the next 2 weeks I could get it, maybe that is why you got it.
Take care of yourself, keep warm and have plenty of drinks.
Jean xx <3 <3

Morning All..

I'm so sorry Mo that I missed your birthday....I have been in bed ill for three days, haven't had the strength to look at my lappy ,,,I've had the flu, now how can that be as I had the flu jab 2 weeks ago.....I'm still not well enough to go out and feeling depressed about myself. :-S

So a Belated********* HAPPY BIRTHDAY MO********** I'm so sorry I wouldn't have missed it had I had my thoughts been clear.


I have only just got out of bed ....I'm going to look at my mail its piled high !!

Hi to everyone else ....I'll be back to normal soon <3

Hello all, hope you had a restful night.

Good to see our friends posting again, nice to know you are still around, hope you are all in good health.

Rita and Pauline am thinking about you <3 <3

Linda I do hope Sebastian is better soon. How is Joshua?

Stephen, love todays chuckle.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~ to everyone, have a good day.
Take care and stay safe.
Jean xx

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A Wee Chuckle for the day

The Human Equation

Smart man + Smart Woman = Romance

Smart Man + Dumb Woman = Pregnancy

Dumb Man + Smart Woman = Affair

Dumb Man + Dumb Woman = Marriage


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Morning Folks,

What's this ?

Dermot , Foggy and George have all posted. MAGIC. :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D

Nice to see you young men back on the Thread, I was getting worn out keeping all these women happy ;-) ;-) ;-) ;-) ;-) ;-) ;-) ;-) ;-) ;-) ;-) ;-) ;-) ;-)

Linda, Hope the wee one gets well soon. It's always a worry when they are unwell when so young.

Rita and Jean <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3

Mo.....You didn't get a zimmer for your birhday I hope. :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-)

To all the other Friendly Folk~~~~~~~~~~~~

Have a good day ya all !

Keep well , keep safe , keep smiling :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D

Hello folks
Just back from my brothers. Lovely meal. Good seeing family, especially for my cousin.

Unfortunately Sebastian is still poorly and seems to have passed on the sickness to his Mummy. The other nanny is going to help out tomorrow as she didn't think it fair to ask us with being busy. I hope it will be short lived.

Wishing eveyone a good nights sleep

Linda xxx <3 <3 <3

Just a thought.

Our world continues to be a place of seemingly insurmountable walls between peoples - walls & barriers of intolerance - erected by suspicion, prejudice & hatred.

Instead of coming together in co-operation & peace, it seems to be natural to our societies to split into factions, each with its own agenda. When economic hardship increases, patience seems to grow even thinner.

Intolerance, that ugly monster, has been part of human society throughout history. Sometimes, this ‘beast’ is content to lie deceptively still in the summer sun. To see it care for its young & tend its own kind, you would never guess its real disposition.

Let strangers beware, though. Intolerance sleeps with one eye open & one ear raised. Cross that line & you will meet the fury of the claw & fang. Personal intolerance brings shame on us.

Sleep peacefully with both eyes shut!

Evening all,

Haven't been on here for ages, see the old boy on here so decided to look in.

Sorry to miss your birthday MO, hope you had a cracking day.

Hope everyone is Ok and keeping warm.

George :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-)

Good Evening Friendlies.

MO, I see it was your birthday yesterday.
Belated Birthday wishes.

FoggyXX

Oh what a lonely thread today.
I do hope everyone is o.k, maybe we are all hibernating in this weather, and haven't had time to get on here as we are snug by the fire.
What a rotten day it's been. When we went to darts last night, we had thick fog. I thought those days had long gone. Just as long as we don't get the smogs back, like in the 50's and 60's, ooooh yuk, we dont want then again.
Take care, stay warm. Luv Mo

Oh dear. looks like I have killed off this thread, sorry.

It has been a lovely day here. quite warm and dry after the damp start, hope we have this for the rest of the week.

Hope you have all had a good day, whatever you have been doing.

Nothing from Rita and Pauline, do hope they are ok.

Mo, glad you had a lovely birthday.

Take care and stay safe.
Jean xx :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) <3 <3

Hello Linda, I do hope Sebastian is feeling better today, it is awful when a baby starts teething isn't it, they cant understand what ixxs wrong and why they are hurting, and sadly a hug from Mummy or Nanna cant make it better.
Hope you enjoy your visit to the gym.
Take care and stay safe.
Jean xx
<3 <3

Morning Stephen & Jean and all others joining later
Dark here this morning. never did improve yesterday. Did get Harley stuff for my cousin, so that was good.
Little Sebastian was poorly yesterday, starting a cold, teething, upset tummy, nothing in particular, just generally not himself. But he was still smiling.

Off to the gym soon. Got to keep trying

Have a good day everyone

Linda xxx <3 <3 <3

Morning friends, a dark, damp morning here, but at least I'm alive, not fully awake yet, but will be soon.

(_)? (_)? (_)? (_)? (_)? (_)> tea, coffee, hot bacon rolls, help yourselves.

Rita and Pauline, hope you are feeling much better. <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3

Stephen I hope your day goes well and you get your joinery done.

Mo I hope you had a lovely day yesterday.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ to Cath, Hazel, Marilyn, Maddie, Yvonne, Sue, Foggy,
hope I haven't forgotten anyone, if I have am sorry, [its my age] LOL

Scarlett and I are off to muck out and feed now, then I go for my chemo..

Have a nice day, take care and stay safe.
Jean xx :-) :-) :-) :-) :-)

A Wee Chuckle for the day

A lawyer opened the door of his BMW, when suddenly a car came along and hit the door, ripping it off completely.

When the police arrived at the scene, the lawyer was complaining bitterly about the damage to his precious BMW.

"Officer, look what they've done to my Beemer!" he whined.

"You lawyers are so materialistic, you make me sick!" retorted the officer,

"You're so worried about your stupid BMW, that you didn't even notice that your left arm was ripped off!"

"Oh my god", replied the lawyer, finally noticing the bloody left shoulder where his arm once was,

"Where's my Rolex!"

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