General Chat

I had soup in that pub the other week!

Just remembered........were not finished yet........Down the hill to Waverley Station and change all the signals to STOP and also alter all the points to divert any more trains to the wrong places

That'll cause mayhem :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-)

Stephen that sounds grand.

Just to show willing I will buy the first round.

Can I have mine diluted with Irn Bru?

I know where that is!
I've got a book which pictures of Edinburgh. Perhaps I should pass that around?

Once you do that we can nip into the Worlds End Pub and have a LARGE MALT WHISKY or four to Celebrate our success :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D

Left hand down a bit.

Can you hear the caution bleeping noise. Are you sure they wont notice a 10 ton truck trundling down the road.

I have covered it with an awning with a dragon painted on it.

Perhaps they wont see what hidden underneath.

Ladies.....sorry I mean Witches.

I think you should do a real mischief to John Knox's House......he really hated women.......it's about half way down the Royal Mile, on your left as you go down

I know the way from Waterloo Place to the Royal Mile and I know where the castle is!

Pat,

Jump aboard Maddies Lorry.......you can help reverse her into position ;-) ;-) ;-) ;-) ;-) ;-) ;-)

Come on Pat, keep up.

Stephen and I are working out a cunning plan.

I have never been to Edinburgh, so you need both to tell me where I am going.

Stephen, here I am, whats happening now?

Maddie,

I've managed to highjack a couple of Lorry loads of Readymix Concrete.

You drive one I'll do the other, we'll pour the concrete all the Drawbridge. :-P :-P :-P :-P :-P :-P :-P :-P :-P :-P :-P :-P :-P :-P To the Armed Guard

I've just zoomed in here quick.
Just been to the gym.
I know bits of Edinburgh becuasde I've been there :-)

Maddie,

Meet me at the top of Arthurs Seat we will have a wee chat about how we can block all the entrances to the Castle.
We won't touch S tMargarets Chapel that's Sacred

I'll light the fuse, but I have no matches.

can I rub the legs of a Boy Scout together to get a spark.

Hopefully I can be back in my own bed by the time it goes off.

Will we be on News at Ten tomorrow?

Fame at last.
:-(

Now for the Scottish Parliament Building,

It cost £420 Million to build. I'll demolish it for nothing ;-) ;-) ;-) ;-) ;-) ;-)

Maddie, You place all the explosive in that sack at the North side of the building . I'll do the South Side.
I'll give it a seven hour fuse so it will go off at 3am. There won't be anyone around at that time :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-)

Stephen are you leading me up the Garden Path.

You know this area so well, and I am but a Stranger in Paradise.

You lead, I'll follow.

Do I need a spade to dig with, or are we using the skulls we dug up?

Yes Stephen I can see you.

Wait for me.

Greyfriars Graveyard, isn't that where wee Bobbie sat waiting for his Master?

Can we turn a spine into a xylophone and play a tune? A wee reel would be great. I really fancy a Gay Gordon.

Maddie,

If that's not a pair of Headlights what are they ?????????

Follow my tail lights :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-)

Heads for Holyrood Palace...........Paints a HUGE Witch on the Grass outside the Royal Apartments ;-) ;-) ;-) ;-) ;-) ;-) ;-) ;-) ;-)

Maddie , Lets make a big dam at the Wells o' Wearie in the Park. That will flood the area once the dam bursts :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D

Stephen paints the wee dog Bright Green as he waits on Maddie arriving,


Next stop Greyfriars Churchyard, Digs up a few Coffins complete with occupants and scatters them about the Grassmarket ;-) ;-) ;-) ;-) ;-) ;-)

The sreams of all the folk are hilarious!!!!!!!!!

Stephen I can see yoooooooooooooooooooooooooou.

Why are you hanging onto the Bells like the Hunchback?

Come back and collect me, I have no headlights on this broom.