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Show me the way to go home

Officers Version

Indicate the route to my abode,
I'm fatigued and I'm wishing to retire.
I partook of alcoholic beverages 60 minutes ago
And It's gone right to my cerebellum.
No matter where I perambulate,
Over hydrosphere nyphosphere or atmospheric vapors,
You will always hear me chanting this refrain
Indicate the route to my abode.

Hazel, is that your tree in your avatar? It's lovely and big, but would be far to large for our lounge.
On second thoughts, it's probably not, as you are waiting for the decorating to be finished. Der stupid me.

Pat, I hope you didn't have to much of that mulled wine, and were able to get home by walking in a straight line. lol ;-) I know Marilyn has been trying to tempt you with her G+T's. lol ;-)

Oh Rita. I did laugh at your sisters escapades. Thats the sort of things that happen to me.
Who do you think will win the dancing tonight. I hope it's Harry or Chelsea, only I think Jason Donovan had an advantage by appearing in stage shows, where he was dancing to a degree in them, so he should not be in the final two.

Dermot- how did the MP get legal aid in the first place :-S

I've just been to carols in the park- just up the road from where I live.It was good bit cold :-P
I had some mulled wine and a mince pie :-)

Is this good or bad news?:- 'Jailed ex-MPs ordered to pay back legal aid'.

Hi all

Took my grand daughter Caitlin out today to get her gift for her mum.Shops so packed.Lucky she knew what she wanted to get and they had some in still. So got her some big M and came home in the warm.

Going out with my friend tomorrow night. Thats if we dont get snow.

Then Monday workman will be here to do rest of decorteing.Then it be all done and i can start putting xmas things up then.

Pauline had a nice red sky here this morning.Bad frost and sleet.

~~~~~~~~~~~~to everyone keep warm :-)

Pauline I like the Email Christmas card that was really lovely.

My sister was telling me she is going to a Carol service at her church this evening it is always packed out on a Carol service night. so she had to phone her son in USA and tell him not to phone tonight as he usually does ttbecause of this.

I had to laugh, she is getting forgetful and went out to the paper shop with out her brolley and it started to rain. she rushed back home to get it. she picked the wrong one up. and when she got to the shop found she could not shut it.( the reason she had not been using it ) she had to go in the shop with her brolley still up , opened her purse and all her loose change fell out into her umberella. she said it was so embarassing as people where helping her collect her coins up..

I was just reading a new thread Posh ( Christina died ) that is another one right on top of Christmas as well. it is sad enough losing some one but right ts Christmas .when people hope to enjoy themselves.,



Rita

Hi everyone,
What happended was. I went to the gym on Thursday. It was late night shopping. The buses wwere awful and I got home late and then I had my tea.
My niece's baby is due today!

I like the Father Christmas thing as well!


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Hi Bob.. :-)


I forgot to thank you all for your Christmas cards..

My sister cheered me up ...NOT !
Tells me two males friends that we know has got cancer....prostrate so boys do go and have a PSA Test, before it gets YOU ! Please...
:-S :-S

I'm back doing my table decorations, with Michael Buble playing in the background .. :-)

Morning all.

It's cold outside, everything's frozen solid, can't open the bin lids.............. but at least it's not snowing.

Bob, I could do with Aggie to help me clean the windows.

Rita, we used to say 'Red sky at night Sailor's delight', wonder if that was because my dad used to be a sailor.

Pleased the wedding went well, Linda, you can relax now........... for about a week. That's 3 of us with a bad back now though, we'll have to book Fluffy Paws to sort us out.

Mo, I'm really pleased to hear that Roly is OK, you'll be able to enjoy Christmas now.

Cath, I knew Stephen would be able to help you with your lost sailor.

More lovely Christmas cards arrived.............. thank you Jean and Pat. I liked that return address Jean, did you make it yourself?

I wonder how long it takes for the insurance to sort out a new gate for you, George.

Don't work too hard Marilyn.

Have a nice day everyone.

Where's Shelly?


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Morning all Stephen meant Agatha but he had a little drink last night and it went right to his head (. show me they way to go home I am tired and I want to go to bed )lol I have not seen Agatha on any of the threads either ?

glad everything went well wirh the wedding Linda. thats out of the way so you can worry now about Christmas lol

I woke this morning to see all the cars white with frost. it must have been a pretty cold night. ? it is very dark here. I notice a red sky this morning and thought of the saying

Red Sky ay night shepherds delight
Red sky in the morning Shepherds warning

have a good day everyone.

Rita
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Not Aggie, of "how clean is YOUR house fame?"

Bob

Morning Stevey & Linda,

I have a busy day today.......prearing for my Christmas dinner tomorrow.

Stevey ...who's Agnes ???..... and just to say MEN do boast it a bit ..LOL

Glad your day went well Linda, just rest today , your allowed .

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Its quite a good day today very dry.......so after all my chores I might go for a stroll !

Mo ...you will have to think of Christmas now Roly's have a clean bill of health ? :-)

A WEE CHUCKLE FOR THE DAY

Three men in their sixties were discussing their lives.

One said......

'I'm still a once a night man'

The second said.....

'Well I'm a twice a night man'

The third said......

'Well my wife will tell you that I'm a five-times-a-night man '

And they all agreed......

'We really shouldn't drink so much tea before we go to bed '

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Morning All ,

Linda.......You survived.....hope you had a great time :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-)

A few things to prepare for the day ahead, as soon as daylight arrives I'll get busy doing it. I don't like these dark mornings , although I must say it's nice outside with the frost and moonlight :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-)

Hope all are well. Haven't seen Pat around for a wee while and Agatha is missing also..

Have good day ya all.

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Morning Friendlies
We had a wonderful day. Thank you for your good wishes. The weather was kind, only a little sleet when we woke, clearing quickly and sunny by the afternoon.
All the house preparations were well worth while and the house looks good for Christmas too.
Just need to get out the Christmas decorations now, tree to decorate and cards to put up.
Didn't go to bed til late, and slept poorly, bad back. Not sure if it was due to moving furniture, or wearing higher heeled shoes for longer than I normally do too.

Well have a lovely day everyone

Linda xxx <3 <3 <3 :-) :-) :-)

Heading off to the shower.......Any backscrubbers around ?
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Then it's supper, an early bed , ready for a busy day tomorrow :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D

Linda ,

Was last seen rolling down the road singing 'I'm in the mood for love' ;-) ;-) ;-) ;-) ;-) ;-) ;-) ;-) ;-) ;-) ;-) ;-) ;-) ;-) ;-)

Oh Mo....I'm so pleased for you and Roly....

I bet you were so worried, but HEY HO its Christmas Time for you & Roly now :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-)

Now go and have an early Christmas Drink.!

I wonder how Linda is coping !!

'We consider our own country as the most civilised of all'.

Do you? Discuss!

Stupid farmer.........

He left his gate open and his prize Pie Cost has created mayhem on the Main Road :-P :-P :-P :-P :-P :-P :-P :-P :-P :-P :-P :-P :-P :-P