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pmsl, Hayley , sounds about right lol xxxx

she in labour, am grabbing all her favourite bits she wants most of it is food, but i have included her teddy which is what she had when she was born xxx

Still no news ?

gosh Cyber waiting room is full

Jenxx

this reminds me of a story I heard..

A man took his wife who was in labour to the hospital. There midwife explained that there was a professor on the ward looking for volunteers as he had invented the perfect pain control for women in labour would they be interested they both said they would.

The professor arrived and attached a gadget to the mother and a connecting one to her husband and explained that he can transfer the pain from the mother to the father. He turned the control so the father took 10% of the pain… the husband said no problem this easy give me more, the mother agreed it was helping to the professor turned it to 20% the same thing happened again this went on till the professor was at 90%..he began to look worried and said this has never happened before normal no man can ever take 50% of the pain… the baby was born the husband cooed over the new baby girl for a couple hours and left for home…..when he arrived home he found the milkman slumped on the door step…..tee heee

ohhhhhhhhhhh Jackie where we going lol.

oh you already the other side of the world, why didnt you wait for me and shimms lol xxxx tut tut

Jackie ,will you be sitting up all night waiting then????

While we are all waiting I got some news. Just checked my Lotto drawn tonight I won $44 wow Im rich
Wish there had been a few 00000 on the end

Oh th

I'm doing that for Alko on the end of the phone and more ... does help, truly it does ... helps keep us all going.

Bless you (((((((((((((((((((hug)))))))))))))))))))))))

Talking to her now, will tell her. :) xxx

Just seing how things are.

((((((((((((((((hugs)))))))))))))))))))

Dont help baby out but nice to have

Oh huns

Bless you all ...

Where are all the GR men, they can help with the 'breathing' too lol!

sticks tissues up my nose to stop the nose bleed....

Not really Valerie.....but we are trying...


Now pant pant pant..

hi, just popped in to check and see if there's been any progress.
Hope all is going welll.


Val.

Learnt this when I was studying at RADA

On the count of 3,

Inhale in, pulling up your pelvic floor ... hold .........

Exhale ........... slowly counting

and repeat!

wmsl Wish Toya could read this, she'd laugh so much Maddie would pop out! xxx

With Short Little breathes
Like puff puff puff puff puff puff
Been 36 years for me OMG
Was in Labour on Labour Day in Australia would you believe

why don't we try breathing may help with the pain....

** its been 16 yrs lets see if I remember **

in through the nose and out through you mouth....

I could do with a good push.It might help clear my blocked ear!!!!!!!!!!!!
I don't want a nose bleed though Hayley.

Its my neices 21st birthday today....did you know that princess Bea was born on my 21st birthday....


carrries on pacing...oouch ouch ouch.....

Helen I know what you mean.
I have been looking in since 7am this morning. It's now 9.26pm here in Oz
I thought when I got up this morning it would be all over. Been on Tenterhooks all day lol

Hope this baby arrives before I go to bed or I will never sleep lol.

I want to become a Cyber Auntie tonight lol

Jackie

Hayley, grab a tissue hun
lol xxx

Oh bless, her daughter's on the phone, crying for her mummy.

((((((((((((((((((((((((((Big hug for Toya))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))

Keep going my love, you are doing so so well, truly you are.

Luvsu hun

xxx Auntie Shimms xxx

What you lot like? wmsl!!!

Am luvin it, tis cheering it up here. No pushing yet please, but when the time comes let's have a huge P.U.S.H. together to help Toyah ... :)

We're going to print this off for Toya and Maddie to keep forever ... have something planned, shhh! don't tell them lol! :))

Have just spoken with Alko, she asked if I would put this on ... tis for my little sis, Toya, Maddie, her family ...

Footsteps in the Sand
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One night a man had a dream. He dreamed
he was walking along the beach with the LORD.

Across the sky flashed scenes from his life.
For each scene he noticed two sets of
footprints in the sand: one belonging
to him, and the other to the LORD.

When the last scene of his life flashed before him,
he looked back at the footprints in the sand.

He noticed that many times along the path of
his life there was only one set of footprints.

He also noticed that it happened at the very
lowest and saddest times in his life.

This really bothered him and he
questioned the LORD about it:

"LORD, you said that once I decided to follow
you, you'd walk with me all the way.
But I have noticed that during the most
troublesome times in my life,
there is only one set of footprints.
I don't understand why when
I needed you most you would leave me."

The LORD replied:
"My son, my precious child,
I love you and I would never leave you.
During your times of trial and suffering,
when you see only one set of footprints,
it was then that I carried you."