General Chat

right here we go Alko, you man the rapid fire gizmo that gets rid of nasty wizards and I'll get my foot down, think he must have the others or they would have been here by now, so we will have to try to rescue them, may need some help later and call in the big guns.

Make a run for it, dont think hes going away,
start the jet engines

bye bye Merlin, catch us now,

we're off to get our friends

wheres TTT? does he have her too

Well I did,nt really think you fancied him( You really wanted to stick a Rod in his Hand ( Fishing One) and stand him by your garden Pond ( as a Status Symbel) pmsl.xx.**M**.Oh by the way you being Married! Still does,nt stop you being one of my Concubines doing the "Fan Dance".:o)>.

OOOh Alko he's got Jen as well, what should we do now, make a run for it in my super duper car with the double turbo super booster jet enhancer and listening to Cyndi......... or stay under cover and hope he just goes away. :)))

Jens not available,whilst I was Trying to Sleep last night I got awaken by somebody trying to play with my Wand,That is a Dangerous thing to do,as shown by her Disappearing Act taking Shimmers with her.She now knows That if you mess about with my wand all sorts of things can happen,Dangerous ones,So Beware Barbara, You could be next on the list if you tamper too much in the Mystic Realms of Merlin.:o))))))>.rofpmsl.**M**.xx.

Alko stay under cover with me, we can't let him get you too now he's got Shimms, where is that Jen.......

JENNNNNNNNNNNNNN

AND also you wouldn't know a proper Ostrich feather if it swiped you round the face, you bad Merlin you :)) wmsl here and I'm at work you know.....

Merlin, we thought you was in the grow bag, making your wand grow, well hoping, lol

Runs>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

back under shelter with Barbara, oohhh safety

Oh Merlin, now I think you've gone too far, to say I fancy Tom Cruise and me a married woman is low but to malign my love for Gnomes, well that is way below the belt, how very dare you.... :))

I now know why "Barbara2" Thinks she has "Power" After gazing through a few threads I found that she "Fancies Gnomes" The Midget "Tom Cruise????.Methinks she should set her sights Higher ( Or stand in a Grow Bag with him ).Her power is Nowt compared to the Might Of Merlin,So Barbara, Go and get some Proper Ostrich Feathers for my Concubines ( and not ones from your Boot Sale Stall.) **M**.:o))))>.pmsl.

JENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

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oh dear Alko quick dive under here, we'd better keep out of sight until she comes.
Quick

JENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

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Merlin has Shimmer!!!

HELPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP

Give Jen a shout and I'll watch him for now, back Merlin, back I say, now what have you done with Shimmer???

Barbara, that ostrich looks remarkably familiar, oh no its Merlins beard!

Stands behind Barbara, in case Merlin waves that wand at us.............

Barbara do something quick!!!

Don't you worry yourself Alko, I have sent for Jen, and don't go anywhere near those ostriches, they can get a bit nasty you know.

Ah Ah Merlin, there you are, just in time for me to send you packing my arch enemy, but first tell the truth, what have you done with Shimmers, last seen last night trying to get in to my super duper all female only car, if you have done something to her with your wand I will have to send for 'Jen' to sort you out.
(She's been practising you know so be careful now)

Barbara, Jen, Shimms, everyone help, he found us!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Altogther, yes we are lol xxx

Ostrich, Merlin ...........

TTT where are you aswell>

HELP IM ON MY OWN .....................

So,The False Agent Thinks She Is Clever taking you all to a "Friend" who is a "Master Of Disguises" ( Snigger Snigger) Why do you think I "Guard my Wand" so zealously Hmm.Because "I am that person who disguises People" **Merlin The Magician** But Barbara does not know this untill now.Ha Ha. Jumping into a mere car to try and escape eh? No Chance,My Triple Turbo Charged Zimmerframe can catch anything,and I think I will dispense with your Disguises,and turn you all into my Concubines ( Again ) But Enough of this Frivolity,Its time you all learnt a "New Dance" The Fan Dance,As most of you should know this is performed in the " Altogether" with only "Ostrich Feathers" to protect your Modisty, However,First you have to Catch your Ostrich,Be careful as they can run very fast,and have a kick like a B Mule. **M**. ::o)))))))>.rofpmsl.

night Jen xx