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OVER 50'S THREAD - SCARY THINGS

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David

David Report 29 Oct 2008 20:56

? was waiting for the next one

inspecting my feet here

toe nails need cutting

Jane

Jane Report 29 Oct 2008 20:54

Teddie ? Does that mean good night ?

David

David Report 29 Oct 2008 20:49

what's your name :))))

must remember that one

David

David Report 29 Oct 2008 20:46

Legal ? It's impossible
Turn the gas off
No stairs in a bungalow
Teddie

Wenders

Wenders Report 29 Oct 2008 20:42

Whats yer name

An elderly couple had dinner at another couple's house, and after eating, the wives left the table and went into the kitchen.

The two gentlemen were talking, and one said, "Last night we went out to a new restaurant and it was really great. I would recommend it very highly."

The other man said, "What is the name of the restaurant?"

The first man thought and thought and finally said, "What is the name of that flower you give to someone you love? You know... the one that's red and has thorns."

"Do you mean a rose?"

"Yes, that's the one," replied the man. He then turned towards the kitchen and yelled, "Rose, what's the name of that restaurant we went to last night?"

Jane

Jane Report 29 Oct 2008 20:39

This is so true!!!!!!!!!!! Yes Scary.

Wenders

Wenders Report 29 Oct 2008 20:34

This is a scary thought
At a nursing home a group of seniors were sitting around talking about their ailments. "My arms have gotten so weak, I can hardly lift this cup of coffee," said one. "Yes, I know," said another. "My cataracts are so bad I can't even see my cup of coffee." "I couldn't even mark an 'X' at election time - my hands are so crippled," volunteered a third. "What? Speak up! What? I can't hear you," said a fourth. "I can't turn my head because of the arthritis in my neck," said a fifth, to which several nodded weakly in agreement. "My blood pressure pills make me so dizzy I can hardly walk," exclaimed another. "I forgot where I am and where I'm going," said an elderly gent. "I guess that's the price we pay for getting old." winced an old man as he slowly shook his head and all agreed. "Well, count your blessings," said Betty cheerfully, "Thank God we can all still drive."

Jane

Jane Report 29 Oct 2008 20:24

This is Brill ,lets keep it going .Off to clear up dishes.

Wenders

Wenders Report 29 Oct 2008 20:13

see you Barbara

LadyBarbara

LadyBarbara Report 29 Oct 2008 20:11

anyway going now so enjoy the rest of your birthday David and see you all later.

barbara xx

David

David Report 29 Oct 2008 20:11

Careful ? I've been cautious most of my life

Wenders

Wenders Report 29 Oct 2008 20:10

winterwitch they proberly were

David

David Report 29 Oct 2008 20:09

Will try Barbara x

LadyBarbara

LadyBarbara Report 29 Oct 2008 20:06

I'm sure she's not complaining David, just you be careful xx

David

David Report 29 Oct 2008 20:04

Is Helen complaining ?

My backs ok. It's the right knee is a problem

David

David Report 29 Oct 2008 20:03

Thanks Wenders x

LadyBarbara

LadyBarbara Report 29 Oct 2008 20:02

David please put Helen down, you'll do your back in, be careful......

Wenders

Wenders Report 29 Oct 2008 20:00

arhh Barbara never mind
happy birthday David

David

David Report 29 Oct 2008 19:59

Helen, I.m overwhemed c'mere xx

Jane

Jane Report 29 Oct 2008 19:55

Happy Birthday to you
Happy Birthday to you
Happy Birthday Dear David
Happy Birthday to you.
Love Helenxxx