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OVER 50'S THREAD - SCARY THINGS

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Jane

Jane Report 29 Oct 2008 22:32

My smelling salts have just revived me!!! Now where was I ?.O h yes tights ,haven't worn them for a long time.
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I wear trousers.and pop socks lol.

~♥footie~angel♥~

~♥footie~angel♥~ Report 29 Oct 2008 22:19

splutter !!!! *faints*

~♥footie~angel♥~

~♥footie~angel♥~ Report 29 Oct 2008 22:19

splutter!!!! *faints*

David

David Report 29 Oct 2008 22:14

Helen , I was about to withdraw, lest I offend

Jane

Jane Report 29 Oct 2008 22:00

DAVID!!!!!!!!! Oh I say!

Jane

Jane Report 29 Oct 2008 21:55

Well ,Wenders I shall watch what I'm doing with my breakfast tomorrow.I will keep the harness on..Would hate to spoil the coffee and oatmeal!!!!!!!
Night night ,sleep tight. xx

David

David Report 29 Oct 2008 21:51

Two old friends decide to re ignite the passion.

Afterward he says to her, if I'd known you were still a virgin I'd have been more gentle.

She replies, if I'd known you could still get a servicable hard I'd haven taken my tights off

Wenders

Wenders Report 29 Oct 2008 21:44

my computer going a bit doally calling it a day see you all tomorrow
Good night everyone
xxx

Wenders

Wenders Report 29 Oct 2008 21:41

A bit rude but it made me laugh being a lady of well portioned bazokas

A couple had been married for 50 years.

They were sitting at the breakfast table one morning when the old gentleman said to his wife, "Just think, honey, we've been married for 50 years."

"Yeah," she replied, "Just think, fifty years ago we were sitting here at this breakfast table together."

"I know," the old man said, "We were probably sitting here naked as jaybirds fifty years ago."

"Well," Granny snickered, "What do you say...should we get naked?"

Where upon the two stripped to the buff and sat down at the table.

"You know, honey," the little old lady breathlessly replied, "My breasts are as hot for you today as they were fifty years ago."

"I wouldn't be surprised," replied Gramps. "One's in your coffee and the other is in your oatmeal!

Wenders

Wenders Report 29 Oct 2008 21:27

well im sure it was a Helen, but could have been Melon, my oh calls me fruit and nut case

Jane

Jane Report 29 Oct 2008 21:24

Oh B****r .OH is always telling me I'm nuts.Maybe he's right.

Jane

Jane Report 29 Oct 2008 21:21

Noooooooo! did we Wenders.Really.How did I forget that.
David .Anything what?

Wenders

Wenders Report 29 Oct 2008 21:18

Hi Helen yes i think we did a few pages ago
David is ab libbing the new word for talking to yourself (sign of going nuts) lol

David

David Report 29 Oct 2008 21:17

Anything ?

Jane

Jane Report 29 Oct 2008 21:15

Oh Hi Wenders ,have we met? lol.

Jane

Jane Report 29 Oct 2008 21:11

That's whats so good about this kind of thread David No script needed lol.
Just say what trips off our tongues.It gets better the older we are.No inhabitions (?sp)!!!!!!!!!!!!

Wenders

Wenders Report 29 Oct 2008 21:09

David your minds gone again my name is Wenders

David

David Report 29 Oct 2008 21:04

Spontanaity's so funny sometimes

Better than a script Helen

I was merely ad libbing

Jane

Jane Report 29 Oct 2008 21:02

Where Did you go then David?

David

David Report 29 Oct 2008 20:57

did I wander ?