General Chat

Actually dear heart, I've more than two pairs.

3 black dress shoes
2 brown dress shoes
3 black work shoes
2 black boots

And only one pair of legs

You mean to say you can afford 2 pairs of shoes on a pension
:))

Pays to look after your feet I find. Wear different shoes each day. Lets one pair "rest" be cleaned, while you wear the others

Fairy tales can come true :)) It can happen to you

Thanks a bunch Jen and David.lol.

Free prescriptions ?

Is it a fact you can ride public transport free ? I use my car so not sure

Let me see
For my 60th I had
A mug to put my false teeth in
a brown rinse to cover the grey hair
a walking stick
a shawl
And a wallet for my bus pass
Any help

Jenxx

Anyone have some idea of what to give my Brother in Law for his 60th in December..I know he adores his cycling and the garden.I am really stuck.

Merlin you little devil you!

You know vwhat they say girls,You,re as old as you feel,And I feel Fine,just ask the girls under 50.( I should be so lucky) Past my three score years and ten,and still fit as a flea.**M**.:o)))>pmsl.

Meeting where ??? lol

Huh B****y Cheek Jen.What symptoms? I have no symptoms.What Did I say last night ?Was it last night ?Well really I don't know what to say.I have 2 birth certificates you know.
I do remember saying I didn't want to turn into F*****g oap in public,wellllllllll,this morning there was one right in front of me in the card shop..Have to say I beat a hasty retreat as could feel the giggles just about to start.
I wonder if we can all remember to meet up later.Lol.
Helenxx

Lol
Helen you sure have all the symptoms
Check your Birth certificate :)))))

Jenxx

Wenders,love that list last night.BUT I will not be an oap for a few years yet!!!

Morning you old codgers.Are we all fighting fit ,joints working well?Have loosened mine up with a walk with the dog.
Now I must try and think what I'm supposed to be doing,
maybe I should have s it down and another cup of tea while I have a ponder.

you can't trust anyone Jill

Well I don't know - I leave the thread for a few hours to have some dinner and watch Little Dorrit and what happens - it all ends up as bathroom talk and tales of tuneful farting!

Honestly you lot!

LOL

Jill

HELLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
are you still awake

I'm not quite there, but it will soon come im sure

A Senior Citizen
I am a senior citizen...

- I'm the life of the party... even when it lasts 'till 8pm.

- I'm very good at opening childproof caps with a hammer.

- I'm usually interested in going home before I get to where I'm going.

- I'm good on a trip for at least an hour without my aspirin, antacid...

- I'm the first one to find the bathroom wherever I go.

- I'm awake many hours before my body allows me to get up.

- I'm smiling all the time because I can't hear a word you're saying.

- I'm very good at telling stories...over and over and over and over.

- I'm aware that other people's grandchildren are not as bright as mine.

- I'm so cared for: long-term care, eye care, private care, dental care.

- I'm not grouchy, I just don't like traffic, waiting, children, politicians...

- I'm positive I did housework correctly before the Internet.

- I'm sure everything I can't find is in a secure place.

- I'm wrinkled, saggy and lumpy, and that's just my left leg.

- I'm having trouble remembering simple words like... uh...

- I'm realizing that aging is not for sissies.

- I'm walking more (to the bathroom) and enjoying it less.

- I'm sure they are making adults much younger these days.

never mind WW must be nearly our bed times