General Chat

Oh Hi Wenders ,have we met? lol.

Anything ?

Hi Helen yes i think we did a few pages ago
David is ab libbing the new word for talking to yourself (sign of going nuts) lol

Noooooooo! did we Wenders.Really.How did I forget that.
David .Anything what?

Oh B****r .OH is always telling me I'm nuts.Maybe he's right.

well im sure it was a Helen, but could have been Melon, my oh calls me fruit and nut case

A bit rude but it made me laugh being a lady of well portioned bazokas

A couple had been married for 50 years.

They were sitting at the breakfast table one morning when the old gentleman said to his wife, "Just think, honey, we've been married for 50 years."

"Yeah," she replied, "Just think, fifty years ago we were sitting here at this breakfast table together."

"I know," the old man said, "We were probably sitting here naked as jaybirds fifty years ago."

"Well," Granny snickered, "What do you say...should we get naked?"

Where upon the two stripped to the buff and sat down at the table.

"You know, honey," the little old lady breathlessly replied, "My breasts are as hot for you today as they were fifty years ago."

"I wouldn't be surprised," replied Gramps. "One's in your coffee and the other is in your oatmeal!

my computer going a bit doally calling it a day see you all tomorrow
Good night everyone
xxx

Two old friends decide to re ignite the passion.

Afterward he says to her, if I'd known you were still a virgin I'd have been more gentle.

She replies, if I'd known you could still get a servicable hard I'd haven taken my tights off

Well ,Wenders I shall watch what I'm doing with my breakfast tomorrow.I will keep the harness on..Would hate to spoil the coffee and oatmeal!!!!!!!
Night night ,sleep tight. xx

DAVID!!!!!!!!! Oh I say!

Helen , I was about to withdraw, lest I offend

splutter!!!! *faints*

splutter !!!! *faints*

My smelling salts have just revived me!!! Now where was I ?.O h yes tights ,haven't worn them for a long time.
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I wear trousers.and pop socks lol.

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See you tomorrow

O M G.... well seen Im over fifty , cant remember if I joined . can I join again just in case I have'nt yet.honestly I cant remember my own name these days, yes evrything comes at a price.lol
Sally , I think!

as i fit the criteria.........may i join........will visit as often as i can......if i can find the thread!

I got my BP checked in the market this afternoon. It was a couple of points high, but I'd not long had my dinner and I'd been busy around the market; so it was really ideal.
Cholosterol ? (spelling) That one's next.

You can't eat without it being too much of something these days

Hi folks this looks a fun thread, can i join...I'm over 50!