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Wenders

Wenders Report 22 Sep 2008 23:49

plumb your pillows
and rest your head
smell the Febreze
coming out of your bed
nite Sue

suzian

suzian Report 22 Sep 2008 23:43

One last contribution......
I'll do it with ease
The feel of the pillows
And the scent of Febreze


zzzzzzzz

Wenders

Wenders Report 22 Sep 2008 23:41

nite nite dear Sue
off to bed with you

Wenders

Wenders Report 22 Sep 2008 23:39

musty smells gone
with my dettol gun

suzian

suzian Report 22 Sep 2008 23:39

cheers, Wendy!

Making the beds
Is one big waste of time
I'm about to unmake one
And get into mine

Thanks for the laughs

Sue

GRMarilyn

GRMarilyn Report 22 Sep 2008 23:37

The cob webs I hate,
so have to do them in haste !!

Blimey didn't know could do that....LOL

Wenders

Wenders Report 22 Sep 2008 23:35

lopping the trees
when there is a breeze


Very Clever Suzian

suzian

suzian Report 22 Sep 2008 23:29

Or - moving us on to "k"

Keep washing those loads
We've no time for odes

Lol Sue

suzian

suzian Report 22 Sep 2008 23:26

Just keep washing those loads
We've no time for odes

Jill 2011 (aka Warrior Princess of Cilla!)

Jill 2011 (aka Warrior Princess of Cilla!) Report 22 Sep 2008 23:25

just done the ironing
and now I'm perspiring

Wenders

Wenders Report 22 Sep 2008 23:22

Ironing and pressing
is quite distressing

suzian

suzian Report 22 Sep 2008 23:17

hoeing and mowing
the grass keeps on growing

Wenders

Wenders Report 22 Sep 2008 23:16

endless washing

Jill 2011 (aka Warrior Princess of Cilla!)

Jill 2011 (aka Warrior Princess of Cilla!) Report 22 Sep 2008 23:13

grunting and groaning
while dusting and moaning

(I've gone all poetic!)

suzian

suzian Report 22 Sep 2008 23:12

finding dust balls under the bed

Wenders

Wenders Report 22 Sep 2008 23:11

empty the bins

suzian

suzian Report 22 Sep 2008 23:08

Thanks Chris

Now I can do my "d" again

Dashing away with the smoothing iron

Lol S

Wenders

Wenders Report 22 Sep 2008 23:06

the chores must go on

suzian

suzian Report 22 Sep 2008 23:04

Wonderful, Jill

I hadn't heard that one before.

S

Jill 2011 (aka Warrior Princess of Cilla!)

Jill 2011 (aka Warrior Princess of Cilla!) Report 22 Sep 2008 23:00

I know this will come out of alphabetical listing but hey - suzian has reminded me of this:

By Anon.

Here lies a poor woman who was always tired
For she lived in a house where help wasn't hired.
Her last words on earth were "Dear friends I am going
to where there's no washing, or cooking, or sewing.
And everything there is exact to my wishes.
For where there's no food there's no washing of dishes.
I'll spend all the day hearing loud anthems ringing
But having no voice I'll be quit of the singing.
So don't mourn for me now, don't mourn for me never
I'm going to do nothing for ever and ever."