General Chat

Have decided to allow other passengers to decide on suitable punishment for stowaways.

At sea The captain is the law, so can do anything he likes really. Thinks we might stay at sea an exercise my authority.!!!!!!

*bangs on captains cabin door with feet and hands*

"LET ME OUT!"

*get your salty hands off me*

dirty sea dog!

I know from past you have a girl in every port.

wel u should have got an ealry night u dirty stop out lol

we are just north of Alexandria northern Egypt

puts on my galabaya (fancy Egypt dress)

Wots this then - two stowaways

Lock em in the brig Mr Mate.

On second thoughts lock em in my cabin (was not used last night so its clean and tidy)

Will decide on suitable punishment after I have replenished my energy supplies.

*slurp* ta Stray - mmm where are we by the way?

Any crisps going - nibbles of the eating variety - phwoar - look at that sailor - quick hold me back !

JOGS round the deck LOL



NOT WITH THIS HANGOVER

Quick hide Mau, the Captains on deck, we dont want to walk the plank! lol

passes tina a pina colada

hello hunny watch out for th ecaptain hes a norty boy

Ere! I ave stowed away - cant have two stow aways lololololol

(sorry Mau, did not read all through thread).

Tina the stow-away-harpist xx

Captain staggers on deck having spent all night ensuring his passengers were comfy.

Feels shattered - never knew how much hard work it could be to comfort so many.

Hiya its me - I have stowed away in the life boat PMSL.

Whats everyone doing today - someone get me something to eat I am starving *checks around for captain*

Did not have time to pack bag - looks rather out of place in me shell suit lol

Tina xx

"trips christine up"

no it all lol


"goes and lays on lounger"

*lifts lid off empty Rum barrel, looks around and steps out*

....glad I decided to stowaway this cruise looks like a lorra lorra laffs...sees Christine studying Captain's log and First Mate's itinerary....

"walks on deck holding head in hand"

ohhhh i got a cyber hangoverrrrrrrrrr

can someone stop the ship please its making want to hurl

"runs to side of the ship"

Ahoy there shipmates!!!!!!!Anyone up for a jog round the deck?
No! did I hear.Great I will just sit here with my fresh
ly squeezed juice and admire the view.I think we may be sailing into Naples.
I'm off to the B salon for head massage and manicure.
I'm not sure what deck its on.Never mind ,the crew are so wonderful they will put me right.

*wakes up....are we there yet?

Helen I can assure you and all other (lady) passengers of my very best personal attention at all times, especially when it gets a bit rough !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Whose for Extras

Oooh Captain ,I will make sure cabin door is on the latch.It is good to be reassured.I will sleep well then.