General Chat

Have we all enjoyed a siesta and recharged the old batteries for tonight.I may have a flutter in the casino.Only thing is I have never done it before.I can pull a handle on 1 armed bandits but that is my limit.Any pro's amongst us to give me some tips?

Magicool - um think I could do with some of that - getting bit hot under collar..

Half the bottle you say mmmm,it feels like its nearly empty.
You can always buy me a new one back home.Yes in Boots

Christine,would you like to borrow one of my fans.I have several to choose from.Or I have magicool spray.
But it's expensive so can only have a little squirt.

I could keep the ship going on my power surges.Maybe we could all join forces .That would save some fuel and help the planet!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Now where are the stowaways - have decided to send them down to stoke the boilers as we don't seem to have any sails.

It's just the rum Christine just the rum

Helen
Put your right hand here
and you left hand there (NOT THERE)

Oh alright, but not sure you will be able to steer one handed

Captain there is a long queue here ,all waiting for a lesson.
Aye you lot ,stop pushing in .I am next.Wait your turn.Nicely please.

"whines" but i like the sail it feel all niceeeeee

Norti Christine - don't know What you mean!!!!!

ST ask the Purser to knock you (one) up - plenty of spare sheets in the stores

Have to show you how to hold onto it properly

(the steering wheel silly woman)

Up down
up down

We'll be going round in circles next

Shows Christine how to steer a proper course ????

Avoids icebergs having stocked up bar with ice

Heads for warmer climes

well someone said it was a toga night and i didnt have one *sob

Captain returns from short nap to recover poise. (or something like that.)

Ladies calm down - I can assure you that you are in very safe hands (and arms) with me at the helm.

Now did I hear someone talk about a drink - can't steer this thing if I'm sober.

Left hand down a bit

jack "swoon" leanardo decap in titanic silly!!!

oh "jumps up and down"

can we go to somewere nice and safe pleaaasssseeee christine

i promise ill be a gud girl

"twirls hair and smiles sweetly"

Helen, if we are on the Titanic then we are doomed, innit? Soooooo let Christine turn the ship round and head back to somewhere hot and sweaty:-) Easy Peasy! lol BC XX

I am off for a lie down now(again),now I will have to decide what to wear this evening if we are still alive!
Does one get dressed up for the Krankies?

I knew it !!!Good Ship Venus,indeed.Heeeeeeeelp.Man the lifeboats ,wheres the lifejacket,wheres my drink!!!!!!
Do you think that Captain will save us from the iceberg?