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oh goodness no,

we all know what snakes can be like when aroused dont we ladies,
mm, best keep quiet around that one pmsl

proper little one man band eh Tina lol

Not too much noise if you dont mind - the snake is very sensitive! and I cant be responsible for what she does when aroused!

cushion and backrest at the ready Christine,

sorry havent got a fur hat tho,

Oh and I can always strap some cymbols to me knees for some extra noise - I mean harmony lol

will let you borrow my crate Tina,

hey, you could can can while you play the harp, that would be different

aww BC have you got a green bum and legs these home tie dye jobs are a bit pants arent they lol

snake charmer accompanied by bongo drums, sounds rivetting Jac

at this rate we might get a show up in time for christmas

Harp and Bongos sounds good:-))

*spits on patent leather tap shoes.......

I can do a version of the Can-Can - it would have to be a sit down job, dont think my knees could cope these days and if I did the splits like I used to would have to have some help back up off the floor!

Of course I can deafen peeps with a recital on the harp, to bring some decorum to the show. LOL

Tina xxx

Nice to see you, Cloggy:-)))))

I could drag me snake out of hibernation, and see if it's ready to perform ))))) Linda in Bolton usually accompanies us on the bongos, but she might be booked elsewhere - I'll ask her shall I?

Jac

*gazes at the clogs in dismay.....LYNN! You cannot expext an Artiste such as moi.....to dance with someone who wears tatty Clogs! What an effrontery!!! and also a backery!!!!!

Oh forgive my bedraggled look...twas raining in the park and my tie dyed bloomers...oh its a long story.

did you read about dawnie and the ping pong balls !!!!


thats going to take some topping Christine

that should go down a " storm " christine

will put you between dawnie and BC, lol

anyone interested lol

twernt me Dawnie lol

but what a good idea, off to book an ann summers party, gives a whole new meaning to swinging from the lampshades eh

mind you im so bl**dy small id never climb up into one hahahahaha anyone got a crate ?


funny that, i have a bag of dougnuts here, lets see how many i can eat without licking my lips lol

to calm things down I can eat a donut or 20 without licking my lips, look a real state afterwards but is fun.


Now who was it that was on about one of them Ann Summers swing things for the less supple of us that would make a good act,

dont get knocked over for gods sake BC,
and no practicing in the park, you will have all the nutcases following you home !!!!

i also know some pretty amusing limericks too,

a little bit naughty, but could clean them up a bit if you like :o))

Well would you believe it! Dog is pulling at me to take her out for Walkies! Just as I was getting into the mood....will just pull my raincoat over the bloomers and tight tunic...and back later:-) Watch out for flying ping pong balls!!!

LOL BC Thanks for the laughs:-)))