General Chat

Can I do a striptease then? I put sequins on my string vest and everything,

Cripes!!! you wont believe what I have seen!


BC and (I can hardly bear to say it) Velo are................yes, you've guessed it...................
engaged!!!! I've seen the ring and everything!


Bang goes the handbag stall on the market then!

do your feet stink Christine, lol dont want to clear the theatre before it starts,

how many did you get Dawnie, ? better still how many have you got left, haha and has Steve got black eyes

got multi coloured ones and no Steve managed to duck in time

velo must have really liked her paintings then eh
aww is it true love

Dawnie, good god woman your aim is high, hahahahah

La,la,la,la,la.

mmmm dark brown, you sure its nail polish

Have to agree with christine, when I was on the royal command performance we stars a-em, were not kept waiting.

I saw it I tell you - he was down on one paw, and she was like putty in his hands (I mean paws).


Gawd, the woman is smitten - mind you he has the look of Pierce Brosnan about him in a particular light!

Oh good Betty's coming.

La.la.la.God save our........

How are we meant to do a show without BC and her riverdancing and Velo with his mmmm what was it he was going to do anyway

Your turn Dawnie

now this is gonna be fun,

mind you better cover Bettys eyes, pmsl dont want her trying this trick at her age,

Could somebody do that trick they sometimes do in pubs involving a lighter? I don't suppose you can do it indoors anymore.

wot about daft party games like pass the parcel with good forfeits or charades lo!!!

send Haley to have a talk to her, not sure about the velo though,are we starting soon my ices are beginning to melt.....

right purple one in am aiming high with this one maybe in the upper circle
ready

steady

ping there it goes

Just been to see BC and Velo - they are deeply in "lurve" - talking babies, bungalows and cavity wall insulation so it must be serious.


BC will be OK to do River Dance providing she is not "with egg" other wise she will do the Swan Lake Pas De Deux (slightly amended to take account of the green tights - who has seen a swan with green legs?)

We might have to rename it "Mallard in Flight" or something - no one will notice.

Fredericka is heart-broken - but the promise of a Big Mac on the way home seemed to perk her up - she'll be right on the night!

Did I hear that someone had some hampsters going begging? )))))

the what is that german lo!!!

Christine

sorry havent perfected the aim yet do you realise the strength it takes to get them that far and leaning back in this position is very hard to aim as well.

Lets try again bright pink one going for 5th row back thatbloke in the toupe lets see if I can knock it off

Aim, left a bit

ready


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