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Welcome to the Genes Reunited community boards!

The Genes Reunited community is made up of millions of people with similar interests. Discover your family history and make life long friends along the way.
You will find a close knit but welcoming group of keen genealogists all prepared to offer advice and help to new members.
And it's not all serious business. The boards are often a place to relax and be entertained by all kinds of subjects.
The Genes community will go out of their way to help you, so don’t be shy about asking for help.

Welcome to the Genes Reunited community boards!

The Genes Reunited community is made up of millions of people with similar interests. Discover your family history and make life long friends along the way.
You will find a close knit but welcoming group of keen genealogists all prepared to offer advice and help to new members.
And it's not all serious business. The boards are often a place to relax and be entertained by all kinds of subjects.
The Genes community will go out of their way to help you, so don’t be shy about asking for help.

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Member Since: October 2007 Posts: 3,096 Send Message	Eeyore13	Report	4 Jun 2008 18:12
	How are husbands like lawn mowers? They're hard to get started, they emit noxious odors, and half the time they don't work. How do men define a "50/50" relationship? We cook-they eat; we clean-they dirty; we iron-they wrinkle. How do men exercise on the beach? By sucking in their stomachs every time they see a bikini. How do you get a man to stop biting his nails? Make him wear shoes. How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail? Rename the mail folder "Instruction Manuals." How does a man show he's planning for the future? He buys two cases of beer instead of one
Member Since: January 2004 Posts: 2,508 Send Message	~MamaHOTLIPS Rambo~	Report	4 Jun 2008 18:10
	Ohh err Lord Surfmonkey ye have a maid Sir... curtseys and bobs out of the room....
Member Since: December 2004 Posts: 1,079 Send Message	Surf	Report	4 Jun 2008 18:06
	nope had tea and it was very nice to shame i cooked it myself my maids out working
Member Since: January 2004 Posts: 2,508 Send Message	~MamaHOTLIPS Rambo~	Report	4 Jun 2008 18:04
	I wouldn't delete it Surfmonkey if I were you... mainly to see the reaction to it lol and see how long you survive...
Member Since: February 2007 Posts: 733 Send Message	Teresa L.A.	Report	4 Jun 2008 18:03
	Is it time for your Tea yet Surf Monkey????????
Member Since: December 2004 Posts: 1,079 Send Message	Surf	Report	4 Jun 2008 18:00
	doe a request review mean a deletion then
Member Since: February 2007 Posts: 733 Send Message	Teresa L.A.	Report	4 Jun 2008 18:00
	When i was in labour for 24 and a half hours my mother in law brought my husband a pack up!!! where was mine then???
Member Since: December 2004 Posts: 1,079 Send Message	Surf	Report	4 Jun 2008 17:59
	ooww touchy lol HELP
Member Since: January 2004 Posts: 2,508 Send Message	~MamaHOTLIPS Rambo~	Report	4 Jun 2008 17:58
	SURFMONKEY #:@} Request review Today at 17:41 JOBS FOR WOMEN any thing thats not to taxing or strenuous ------------------------------ You try carrying a baby around for 9 months pal... then trying to push it out
Member Since: February 2007 Posts: 5,730 Send Message	Staffs Col	Report	4 Jun 2008 17:46
	Mine once said ''you never talk to me'' I replied ''love I dont like to interupt you''
Member Since: December 2004 Posts: 1,079 Send Message	Surf	Report	4 Jun 2008 17:43
	good piont colin is that why they also wear at a wedding those long gloves that look like them latex marrigold washin up gloves
Member Since: February 2007 Posts: 5,730 Send Message	Staffs Col	Report	4 Jun 2008 17:43
	LWH....the tiles? ah yes bless them almost 2 years old soon be walking
Member Since: December 2004 Posts: 1,079 Send Message	Surf	Report	4 Jun 2008 17:41
	JOBS FOR WOMEN any thing thats not to taxing or strenuous :o))))
Member Since: May 2007 Posts: 4,177 Send Message	Wild Cat	Report	4 Jun 2008 17:41
Member Since: May 2007 Posts: 4,177 Send Message	Colin pmsl Good one, engage 1st gear
Member Since: February 2007 Posts: 733 Send Message	Teresa L.A.	Report	4 Jun 2008 17:39
	Right that's another one on my list !
Member Since: February 2007 Posts: 5,730 Send Message	Staffs Col	Report	4 Jun 2008 17:38
	Surf Monkey that is indeed why women get married in white ....so that they match the rest of the kitchen appliances........colin scuttle quickly from thread
Member Since: March 2006 Posts: 13,457 Send Message	ShimmsRedRoseAndMistletoe	Report	4 Jun 2008 17:38
	Hi Don't think we've spoken before, extends hand of friendship, hi I'm Shimmer! Lol women can multi-task! It's been admitted, Sisters are doing it for themselves! Sisters united! Well done for admitting it Mike! xxx Shimmer xxx
Member Since: December 2004 Posts: 1,079 Send Message	Surf	Report	4 Jun 2008 17:35
	.magnolia.* any chapmans in flaunden bucks BLOWS raspberry I dont care lol
Member Since: December 2004 Posts: 10,314 Send Message	Julie	Report	4 Jun 2008 17:35
	That's so very true 'Munk'.....but only because you men are USELESS at them all...... Actually....Just USELESS seems apt enough....pmsl :o))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))x
Member Since: February 2007 Posts: 733 Send Message	Teresa L.A.	Report	4 Jun 2008 17:34
	Right Name and address please. Expect a visit very soon from one narked Woman!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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