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Surf you fool lol

so how many before you get naked surf???? lol x

Get Yer Kit Off, Get Yer Kit off, Get yer kit off for the girls!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHH No.......... Put it back on Surf.!!!!!

pmsl Teresa x....not a pretty sight!!!!!

Let go of his thong or is it a thing LOL !!!!!!!

ooooer!!!....not sure....but its long and thin!!!!!

Twinks shame on you lol

Surf!!!!....come back you coward!!!!!

what Cat????? lol

not a pretty sight!!!!!

thanks very much

wild cat hope you burnt me pics
lol

Cat!!!....you have pics?????....how much you asking for them?????

Priceless Twinks
Surf your secret safe with me :)

Subject: Why do men die first?

Why do men die first? This is a question that has gone unanswered for centuries, but, now we know. It requires a bit of explanation, first:

If you put a woman on a pedestal and try to protect her from the rat race ... you're a male chauvinist. If you stay home and do the housework ... you're a pansy.

If you work too hard ... there's never any time for her. If you don't work enough .... you're a good-for-nothing bum.

If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay ... this is exploitation. If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay .... you should get off your lazy behind and find something better.

If you get a promotion ahead of her .. that is favoritism. If she gets a job ahead of you ... its equal opportunity.

If you mention how nice she looks ... its sexual harassment. If you keep quiet ... its male indifference.

If you cry ... you're a wimp. If you don't .. you're an insensitive bastard.

If you make a decision without consulting her ... you're a chauvinist.
If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.

If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy ... that's domination. If SHE asks you ... it's a favor.

If you appreciate the female form and frilly underwear ... you're a pervert. If you don't ... you're gay.

If you like a woman to shave her legs and keep in shape ... you're sexist. If you don't ... you're unromantic.

If you try to keep yourself in shape ... you're vain. If you don't ... you're a slob.

If you buy her flowers ... you're after something. If you don't ... you're not thoughtful.

If you're proud of your achievements .. you're full of yourself. If you aren't ... you're not ambitious.

If she has a headache ... she's tired. If you have a headache ... you don't love her anymore.

If you want it too often ... you're oversexed. If you don't ... there must be someone else.

Why do men die first? Because they want to.

lol Foggy.............sad but true I suspect.........lol

AND...............................lol

lol foggy, men seem to have it hard...... lol xx

hmmmmmmmmm

Good one lol

*Sticks chin and nose up*

Washig, Mike? What's that? lol

We're also here to tell you blokes how to spell! :-))))

*gives Mike "The Look"*

:-))))

You're brave lol