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Welcome to the Genes Reunited community boards!

The Genes Reunited community is made up of millions of people with similar interests. Discover your family history and make life long friends along the way.
You will find a close knit but welcoming group of keen genealogists all prepared to offer advice and help to new members.
And it's not all serious business. The boards are often a place to relax and be entertained by all kinds of subjects.
The Genes community will go out of their way to help you, so don’t be shy about asking for help.

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Member Since: December 2007 Posts: 87,799 Send Message	Dermot	Report	30 May 2008 20:03
	My computer beat me at chess once. But, it was no match for me at kick boxing.
Member Since: December 2006 Posts: 1,227 Send Message	SallyF	Report	30 May 2008 20:01
	Why do elephants paint their toe nails red? So they can hide in Cherry trees. I've never seen an elephant in a cherry tree! It works then.
Member Since: May 2007 Posts: 4,177 Send Message	Wild Cat	Report	30 May 2008 19:59
Member Since: May 2007 Posts: 4,177 Send Message	Beg your pardon puss lol Reverses rapidly
Member Since: April 2003 Posts: 13,636 Send Message	♥ Kitty the Rubbish Cook ♥	Report	30 May 2008 19:58
	http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=iSLY69zTim4&feature=related They do sneeze!!! LOL LOL Puss...............and with age comes the "never sneeze without crossing your legs" xx
Member Since: October 2005 Posts: 21,619 Send Message	Ladylol Pusser Cat	Report	30 May 2008 19:56
	hold your pelvic foor mussles when you sneeze and your bum if you have the trots
Member Since: May 2007 Posts: 4,177 Send Message	Wild Cat	Report	30 May 2008 19:55
Member Since: May 2007 Posts: 4,177 Send Message	Well heeded advice Br Claddagh its GR breeding
Member Since: February 2007 Posts: 933 Send Message	Claddagh	Report	30 May 2008 19:51
	Where do you all get these things from? W.C, you all are so QUICK with the jokes.
Member Since: May 2007 Posts: 4,177 Send Message	Wild Cat	Report	30 May 2008 19:49
Member Since: May 2007 Posts: 4,177 Send Message	Do hares need wigs ' Claddagh we are trying lol
Member Since: February 2007 Posts: 933 Send Message	Claddagh	Report	30 May 2008 19:48
	Please keep this thread running for a long time.It has helped to cheer me up completely, can't stop laughing.
Member Since: April 2003 Posts: 13,636 Send Message	♥ Kitty the Rubbish Cook ♥	Report	30 May 2008 19:46
	sighs Budgie...............the hippos push them out of the trees rolls eyes I'm on a mission now to know if elephants sneeze...............shudders I hope not:( xx
Member Since: May 2007 Posts: 4,177 Send Message	Wild Cat	Report	30 May 2008 19:43
Member Since: May 2007 Posts: 4,177 Send Message	Just like the elephants Kitty lol Hi, BR thats what i wonder, Kitty back to google ta
Member Since: February 2007 Posts: 933 Send Message	Claddagh	Report	30 May 2008 19:42
	Talk about thick, now I know what you mean kitty.Seriously, this is muct be the funniest thread so far.Stand up comedians, at your heart out!!
Member Since: February 2007 Posts: 933 Send Message	Claddagh	Report	30 May 2008 19:41
	Are you joking Kitty?
Member Since: April 2003 Posts: 13,636 Send Message	♥ Kitty the Rubbish Cook ♥	Report	30 May 2008 19:38
	Claddagh..................to cure a stitch, stretch your arms up really high then bend down and touch your toes. It works!
Member Since: April 2003 Posts: 13,636 Send Message	♥ Kitty the Rubbish Cook ♥	Report	30 May 2008 19:37
	tuts at Cat...............I've given her tissues and googled, so I now know everything about elephants!! LOL
Member Since: February 2007 Posts: 933 Send Message	Claddagh	Report	30 May 2008 19:36
	These comments have had me in stitches, you are all so funny!
Member Since: May 2007 Posts: 4,177 Send Message	Wild Cat	Report	30 May 2008 19:35
Member Since: May 2007 Posts: 4,177 Send Message	Kitty, its very worrying if you not sure:) Sally 'tissue' on way
Member Since: April 2003 Posts: 13,636 Send Message	♥ Kitty the Rubbish Cook ♥	Report	30 May 2008 19:34
	It seems from my extensive enquiries (I googled) that baby elephants can if provoked, but adults cant as they are too heavy!! But I still don't know who put the butter in the butterflies! :))) passes Sally some tissues oinch you nostrils for 10 minutes with your head forward. Elephants do have knees.............and very flat feet, not very springy animals are they?
Member Since: December 2006 Posts: 1,227 Send Message	SallyF	Report	30 May 2008 19:33
	I've just had a sneezing fit, followed by a nose bleed! Elephants can't jump Kitty, they have no knees. I think.
Member Since: December 2007 Posts: 87,799 Send Message	Dermot	Report	30 May 2008 19:31
	What do you call a fly after clipping its wings? (a walk?).

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