General Chat

FORGOT T0 add and chores

pmsl Kitty...well if you ever get tired of him send him over here lol xx

locked in cupboard and let out for for ***

Practical, sexy,caring, loving, protective,sensitive,


Caz xxx

LOL Sally......................I forgot to add, he must be computer illiterate so we can access the PC all the time:))

Ah so there are more of them out there......I thought I had cornered the market with OH and the boys......x

Twinkly.......................he's all mine!!

You just described my husband:))

xx

I would like my man to be emotionally strong....but not afraid to shed a tear in front of me.....Intelligent.....good sense of humour...its important he makes me laugh.....a good cook....and someone who would never criticise or put me down in any way x

oh yes.....and to have a hairy chest!!!!!!!!!

okay if i had the remotest chance,,but there isnt
all i want is
a bit of affection
not to be shouted at
an once in a while to be told they care
not ness love,but care,,,please



if there is a guy,,tell him to hurry,running out
of sanity here

well i like men to care, and be funny, and tough if need be, look after me kinda thing
not seriously serious, and see fault in everything,

be able to cook, a bit, help around with stuff

nudge

** nods head in agreemnt @ Jax **

If I wana drink pints I shall do so

OMG no wonder I have no luck wiv men I always thought me being 5 ft 3, 26 stone and wearing tight tops and leggings was enough didnt realise I had to actually eat men as well!!

Have a lovely night, dont wear the beer goggles, you'll regret it in the morning.

C U later

LL

OK, I'll shave my chest and just leave my back the way it is.

Just covering all bases.

Nooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dont do it, they're the wrong type of woman, dont mess with them, they'll eat you alive!!

Button on shirts, top two okay, can go for a third if you dare. Chest rug..mmmm...thats difficult....some like it others dont, personally i dont like a gorilla man!

Yep, just going from what I saw in town the other night, it appears to be fashionable to be 5'3", 26 stones and wear skin tight tops and leggings....?

I presume its OK for men to do the same....?

Lycra does show the lumps and bumps

Have you got yours in th right place?

Hmmm..Lancs....nice crisp white shirt....how many buttons need to be open though and what about the chest wig....?

Well Eldrick............wear a large cromby type over coat.........be mysterious to begin with........then...at the chosen moment and to appropriate music.....get out there and wow the crowd..............the night will be yours I'm sure.