General Chat

How come you an't taking Pongpooh...Or are you after abit of spare ?

Can you dance Eldrick ?

Personally speaking I would be most impressed if a man could put on a good dance routine......that would be bound to get you a lot of attention.

I was wondering.....if I asked nicely....I mean, I know the sunburnt nose might be extremely embarassing...but...if you aren't busy......

Why not go as "The Incredible Hulk"you,re bound to score then,Even with the Greens.**M**.pmsl.

Can I dance? Can I dance?

I was the Market Harborough disco champ in 1975. I still have the medal.

I just finished a 6 month advanced salsa and line dance course.

Can I dance...? Can I ever.

okay then

change of plan--- trainers, jeans (not asda). nice ironed shirt (keep the colour simple and no wild patterns- definitely not hawaiin (sp). Still got to spend on the after shave though.

Chat: keep it simple, not too much intelligence, SOH compulsary.

and dont get up for YMCA- even if you know the dance.

** waits to see if he answers Amanda....and frog in a blender dont count **

or Morris dancing......NO Elderck I will not babysitt Alan before you ask...

No, no, I was going to ask if you could iron this lycra and spandex disco dancing jumpsuit that I still have....it has a nasty scorch mark on it from the last time I tried to do it myself...

No ........you will strech the creases out eldrick hun dont worry sis ...wuvs ya x

Well Eldrick............wear a large cromby type over coat.........be mysterious to begin with........then...at the chosen moment and to appropriate music.....get out there and wow the crowd..............the night will be yours I'm sure.

Hmmm..Lancs....nice crisp white shirt....how many buttons need to be open though and what about the chest wig....?

Lycra does show the lumps and bumps

Have you got yours in th right place?

Yep, just going from what I saw in town the other night, it appears to be fashionable to be 5'3", 26 stones and wear skin tight tops and leggings....?

I presume its OK for men to do the same....?

Nooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dont do it, they're the wrong type of woman, dont mess with them, they'll eat you alive!!

Button on shirts, top two okay, can go for a third if you dare. Chest rug..mmmm...thats difficult....some like it others dont, personally i dont like a gorilla man!

OK, I'll shave my chest and just leave my back the way it is.

Just covering all bases.

Have a lovely night, dont wear the beer goggles, you'll regret it in the morning.

C U later

LL

OMG no wonder I have no luck wiv men I always thought me being 5 ft 3, 26 stone and wearing tight tops and leggings was enough didnt realise I had to actually eat men as well!!

** nods head in agreemnt @ Jax **

If I wana drink pints I shall do so

nudge