General Chat

oh yesh Kay or touching yourself.....so stand with your hands behind your back....and get your hair cut....if you leave there I shall do it later...just cleaning windows..

Jax, lol that would do it as well of course
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Dont wear speedos to the village dance... it may not go down well!

Clean cut, clean shaven and a bit of 'Bond' about you.

Cool, sophisticated with a touch of humour.

Are you anything like Sean Connery?

Theres shum that shay I have a look of a younger Sean....

Other say Clooney. Opinion is divided.

** falls off chair laughing **

is that from the side or the back view, Helderack......,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,lands on Hayles,,,,,,,,,,,,,,ha ha,,,,,,

Eldrick I wouldnt go round braggin bout looking like Sean Ryder hes minging lolol

should be easy then, you ve already got woman falling at your feet (or off their chairs?)

When you walk in a room do people stop and stare?

** crosses self ** JAXXXXXXXXXXXX you said minging....**faints **

He means he a cross between Shadrack Dingle and Giant haystacks.....

They do, and the piano player either stops playing or changes to a minor key....

pmsl its ok Hayley theres no e in it lol

.....and plays?

Thanks for the memory
My way

or.........

No LL music from the Benny Hill show...

Well, I think a man shoudl be able to respect himself and above all respect others. It then doesn't matter if he is a member of Friends of the Earth, or the local biker club...

As for fixing things...thats what men do innit? Even if a woman has a problem and ONLY wants him to listen to her...he still has to 'fix' it....

Eldrick,

do you ever wonder why they stare,,,,,,,,,!:}}

astonsihment, ! bewilderment! ,,,,,or just dont belivement,,,,,,,,!

oh yes forgot that one Teresa, 'LISTEN' even if you're not interested.

Just got this image of someone I dont even know running around the village hall chasing ladies to the Benny Hill tune. LOL

Look, we're getting way off topic here.

So....if I wear my tux and new trainers, sort of cas/formal attire, drink cocktails and make it obvious that I've got a few bob (cos I'm quite well off, even if I say so myself)......but be prepared to talk about whales and baby seals, but also drop hints about my Harley....

You should have a notch on the bedpost by midnight!

When it all turns back to pumpkins and white mice and all you have left is a white stilleto!

No, you need to be prepared to LISTEN to her talking about seals, baby whales and Harleys...you input is only needed when you are required to fix it.


Oh and be clean....no stubble, no sweat, no grease, nice white teeth...(though at our age any teeth at all are a bonus)...and remember it is possible to be smart even in jeans, if worn properly. Trim that monobrow...and clean those nails.

Oh and er...know the difference between armani and asda...FGS!