General Chat

One with a pulse LL........

Ohhh yeah and get rid of the smell of urine.....

A man should be true to himself and do what makes him happy but should also consider the feelings of those those around him.

A man (or woman) should do whatever they enjoy doing or are good at.....................as long as it's legal and doesn't hurt others:))))

Be yourself Eldrick.............and have a great time.

If he sneaks a read of your chat or take a break...he shouldn't do the quizes or crosswords..being as the answers are all wrong....just my opinion of course..

I'm trying to find someone who is a soul mate, who I can share my dreams, hopes and aspirations with, who I can go with for long walks on the beach in mid winter, who will laugh at my little jokes and send me cheeky little text messages......

But failing that, a notch on the bed post will do fine.

well as we women like bits of both in a man,,

can you not go as a cross-dresser ,,,, or half and half and leave the stubble might turn a few heads in your direction,:}}}

I'm not sure you will find anyone like that Eldrick......................LOL

If your going in fancy dress may I recommend you go as Shadrack Dingle....just a thought hun (((hugs))

Oh I don't know, Kitty, it seems reasonable to me:-) But Eldrick, you left out the music and poetry bit, and compassion when its PMT time....lolo...

If you want a notch on the bedpost I'm afraid looks and charm are more important than attitude:-)
x

Frankie or a full wallet and be willing to buy lots of drinks pmsl

Go for the direct approach,

Spot the woman your after- preferably single.(dont want a menacing other half spoiling things)

Go up to her and say:
Quote 'I'm trying to find someone who is a soul mate, who I can share my dreams, hopes and aspirations with, who I can go with for long walks on the beach in mid winter, who will laugh at my little jokes and send me cheeky little text messages...'

She'll either
laugh you off the planet,
smack you in the chops or
start taking to you

dont at this stage mention anything to do with bedposts!!!!

hmmmm LL...on the other hand shouldnt he just say... Bedposts, Notch. Howsyerfather......*wink *nudge???

Yes Elderick I agree with all LL has said...just shout up into her ear trumpet..

Brilliant plan:)))

xx

You know, Hayley, you really are going the wrong way about getting that trip round the med in me new luxury yacht.......

Eldrick,

you want nothing more then,,,just to hold hands,walk on the beach,


,have women got that much time to spare,??,,:}}}

oh and dont let her see you fumbling...........thats a real turn off,,,,,,,,,,,

Is this one you made yorself Sedgewick....that Pongpooh is trying to escape in ?

I've got a six pack...and plenty bottles of home made nettle gin as well.

And I have my new pair of 'jockey' string speedos, although the 'laccy is a bit iffy.....