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Joke.... :o)

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Julie

Julie Report 23 May 2008 16:50

Some days its tough being blonde!!!!

Sorry if you happen to be blonde!, but I'm sure you'll see the funny side (I Hope)


A blonde walks into a pharmacy and asks the assistant for some rectum deodorant.

The pharmacist, a little bemused explains to the woman

They don't sell Rectum Deodorant, and never have.


Unfazed, the blonde assures the pharmacist that she has been buying the stuff

From this store on a regular basis, And would like some more.


'I'm sorry', says the pharmacist, 'We Don't have Any!


'But I always buy it here,' says the Blonde


'Do you have the container that it came in?' asks the pharmacist.


'YES', said the blonde, 'I'll go home And get it.'

She returns with the container and hands it to the pharmacist


Who looks at it and says to her,
'This Is just a normal stick of underarm deodorant'


Annoyed, the blonde snatches the container back And reads out loud from the container..............(Wait for it).....






'TO APPLY, PUSH UP BOTTOM.'