General Chat

I think I saw him speeding off in a taxi.....**peers out of window ...** yep heading for the airport......**sniggers **

Yep, just loading the canon to fire it at him as we speak PMSL

He,s probably gone to B&Q. with his "Discount Card" For Bulk Buying.**M**.pmsl.

Helen,

I don't know but we will flush him out!

xx

Doc,

TW is on her way as we speak, she had one especially rolled for F and it's HUGE!!!!!!!!!!
I mean really, really eyewateringly HUGE!!!!
x

Where is F has he got in the hole??

I know Merlin, but the gonad word made me back away quick.

Thats why I suggest the little box under the stairs and the alarm clock going ,
tick tock,
that is such an annoying sound in the abbyss.
not know what will happen and when.

but I will not be involved with the seeing if a tampon fits him.

Merlin

You know me so well......lol

xx

I think "sueM" is thinking more in the line of an "Electric Cattle Prod" Doc. **M**.

Sorry,I deleted.Try again
Oh frederick,think you have just dug a hole for yourself.Better jump in quick!!!

Ohhhhh can I please please.....

Frederick......the size of tampons is to do with the flow.....not your body size.....so even if you was 30 st you may only need small.....aww bless.so nothing to do with driving the kids to school...

TW pmsl

Hmmm, how naive of Fred to think that the size of a tampon relates to the size of a woman....silly boy!

Wonders if there is a tampon big enough to shove in his.......orifice!

Noooooooo Doc not tough enough

I am waiting for reinforcements..lol

x

what about putting him in a little box under the stairs where it's dark and no electricity and an alarm clock sitting just outside the box going ,

TICK TOCK TICK TOCK TICK TOCK

Doc,

I think a very stern lesson is entirely in order, preferably using something nasty which carries electricity to the gonads!

x

I might have to learn him a bit Sue.
what you reckon.

Methinks F is dicing with death with that post..pmsl

*sits back and awaits all the women with PMT to attack*

It' interesting to read all about the why's and wherefors of tampons and sanitry items that women have to put up with.

I remember the time when women were fitter and slimmer, due to the fact that food was rationed, not many cars so that women walked or cycled everywhere, and didn't take the children to school in the car which was just around the corner.

In those days , tampons came in three sizes, Small, Medium and Regular,
But lately due to the fact, that there are a lot of women walking around that look like they have eaten all the pies, it's been decided by the manufacturers to add an extra size. There are now four sizes, notably,
Small Miss,
Medium Miss,
Large Miss,
and Gee Whizz Miss What have you got there.

F.