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It happens in every episode, ensign.
captain is alway left to go down with the ship.

Caotains log;
Star date; 11.25 Friday,
the ship has been desserted, as Captain it is my duty to stay with the ship as she pluders in to nothingness, the emptyness,


the abbyss of space.



Star date 11.26 Friday.
Close.
Bleep.

Oh looky I found me an abandon ship, I shall get my second to tow it back to the mother ship for a retro fit it to join our fleet for universal domination. We come in peace.

Captains log;
Star date4356353093596304943693573506.1
Saturday,
I, alone, the ship has been abandond,
the drew have left me stranard again,
the bbq was fun, but it appears as though the smell of bbq'd onion have attracted an unknown alien crew.

what,

ever,

next.....?

I,

shall,

have,

to,

hide,

for,

about,

2,

hours.

(static) Number two belay that order to return me to our ship it appears there may be a life form on this vessel after all, further investigation is required. Galatic Handheld Blaster set to kill, I mean stun.

flips open hand held talky thingy,

Bleep;
Captain to Spook,

Come in Spook,

Over,

Bleep.

Fascinating Captain.

Finally some civilization,
which planetoid are you from Nicky"n"Steve?

Captain's Log, stardate 423953463978469834769845986743578957698347897597438974986743989443697953749857349878934765984379843756974398759347597349857.1

Captain Steve reporting.

We have been monitoring what the indigenous life forms call a "message board" in search of intelligent communications. So far, our covert monitoring has proven unsuccessful.

Steve out.

hahaha :D:D:D

Number Two you never charged the batteries on the Galatic Handheld Blaster, just you wait until I get back to our ship. A weapon that goes fstpsst instead of bang does not have the desired effect of getting these insuperior life forms to cow down to our greatness.