General Chat

S Holmes calls Dr Watson, "Doc W, ms is speaking to herself!" "Her accomplices appear to have abandoned her somewhat, eh Holmes?! Trouble is, old boy, can't see her what with that vanishing stuff, tut tut."

Oh Parrot, Oh Parrot
You should've eaten a carrot
Your poo would've been green
ms revealed and seen!

Holmes, always at the ready, marches to door, "Come Watson, onwards and forwards man!"

They disappear in misty, starless night on the trail of the elusive ... ms!

slinks back out...leaves go of parrot

oh little parrot in the sky
why did you poop in my eye
dont be sad and i wont cry
i'm just glad that elephants
cant fly

"This is the RSPPA!" We have received reports that a parrot is being restrained from what comes naturally!

Sherlock Holmes ventures near, magnifying glass to ground, following signs of hopalong, shivering (footmarks all over place) and long hops, this way, that way ...

Someone is trying to evade what a parrot does, could it be ... ms?!

>>>>>>>runs in with deputy dawg's sherrf's badge

still got parrot by the beak the blighter wont sh** on me again

now!!!! where's black beard or was it blue

ms you there, have you all used vanishing cream? Deputy Dawg's on the case now!

No, it was Chris in disguise as Rolf Harris singing, "I'm Jake the pegs, diddle diddle diddle, dum, with me extra 2 legs, diddle diddle diddle dum!"

And the other has two peggie legs o m g
who could that be , is it joan g or ms when will we find out ???? DEDAAAA i shall wait for the next thrilling instalment

Sherlock returns, "Lol, ms, put your clothes on!" Reaches out to grab her, comes apart in hands - it's a scarecrow wearing ms' clothes.

Chris was right, the parrot was scared,there's parrot poo everywhere.

S.H. espies 3 dastardly characters, one carrying a parrot, one with white hair (um, has it been snowing?! No, it's ms covered in parrot poo!), one shaking and ashivering, dashing in and out of dark shadows ...

trade her in for new parrot this one to old leaves to many clues sh~~every where

grabs parrot by the beak

puts clothes back on

please put your clothes back on you"ll upset the parrot

pieces of eight pieces of eight

oh no!!! now sherlock will know where i am

quickly takes clothes off

o mg it is blackbeard then but cant here Joan G what have they done to her , has she been sold to a slave trader ???????or is a ransom awaiting for her?

creeps back in covered in parrot sh**

Ahar but is it Blackbeard or is it Watson in one of his disguises , who knows ?? will Joan G know she held his hand ,,,away me hearties

Sherlock Holmes feels shivery, rush of cold air speeds past him as though someone shaking.

Blackbeard, looks back over shoulder, "Ahar Holmes, catch me if you can!" Peggles off on peg leg.

Grabs MC hand shaking what shall we do

Cups hand to forehead, "Blackbeard, you rascal! What have you done with Joan!"

Blackbeard's wooden leg makes peglike sounds on cobbles, his parrot teeters and tottes, claws dug deep trying to hang on or for dear life!

"Ahar, Ahar, tis Oi, Capen Blackbeard!" "I wen an put a spell on er so oi did, she's on the magic roundabout, troi and foind er if yoo dares!" Ahar, Ahar!