General Chat

Robin you better not be like that pesky parrot and sh** on me

looks closer....oh i see your not a real robin your a caped crusader

hummm likes the look of his cape..more colourfull
than holmes cape

Childcatcher from 'Chitty Chitty Bang Bang!' enters stealthily, walks on tiptoe so as not to alert sleeping ms and cohorts.

Puts hand into bag, pulls out his childcatcher net: shock, horror!!! Snake slithers and slides towards sleeping peeps, totally unaware of looking danger.

Childcatcher: "Um, now shall I or shant I save them?

The plot thickens ...

Doc and Ray enter, Doc with piece of straw hanging from mouth, both wearing floppy straw hats, "Ear, oo ar yoo, wat yoo fink yoo ar doing? Ooo, ar, oo ar"

At that moment, Doc's precious stud bull spots childcatcher's red waistcoat .. hooves back and forth, head down, Doc & Ray manage to move in time recognising the red alert system ... head down the bull moves forward .... faster and faster ....

Meanwhile Batman and Robin respond to SS's plea for help: der, der, der, der, der der, ... der, der, der, der, der, der, der ....

Lol, the story continues ....

an ya best be careful o dem rats that the snake in ere for.

ILL leave you be then ooh arh

ooh eerrr!
glad i got me big stick!
lol
xxx

cooz I be da gentlemun oo ownes dis ere farrm, an da that thar be me cow shed wif a bull cow in it, an da miss is snugglin up to im,
jus look at dem eyes on that thar bull cow, he seems to be liking where miss be layin.

snuggles up with cows, n every one else (?)

keeps big stick beside, (just in case)

eyes are twitchin.....

Here,,,, what for you be talking like that Doc ? lol

An what seems to be appinin ere in me cowshed?
I be warnin ya miss, that thar any noo girl cow,,

it be a bull cow, we gets dem in deez ere parts ya know.

come on leanne there's room for you too

snuggle's up with cow's aswell

looks for some where to sleep

ahh whats that in the distant....strains eye's

oh it's a farm......it's emerdale

hello zac and lisa any room in the barn

snuggles down with the cow'szzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

hastily takes off socks..... throws them as a decoy.
that'll throw them off the scent!
hehehehehe(evil laugh)
hahahahaha (another evil laugh)

Zer storee continues tomorrow, if anyone wants to join me (SS) pleeze, pleeze do - the artful miss chief has everyone on her side, sob sob!

Only kiddin, luv her really! However, it aint fair! x

hummm me thinks ss has been eating onions cos she is repeating herself.

looks around for.....leanne my partner in crime

oh forgot...she's waring vanishing cream

Deputy Dawg appears on scene, sniffs air, "Howu all doin Nora and co? Was that smeyull. I smeyell cheese, Freyunch cheese, cood it bee Brie or cood it be smellie feet?"

Goes off to consult Sherlock Holmes and Mrs Bucket, an expert on different cheeses.

The story continues ...

Nora Batty appears on scene, "Y aye mursur Pink Panther, hower u doin hen?" Espies Mamoiselle L'English out of her left eye, chases down road complete with wrinkly rolled down stockings and rolling pin ....

The story continues ....

Nora Batty appears on scene, "Y aye mursur Pink Panther, hower u doin hen?" Espies Mamoiselle L'English out of her left eye, chases down road complete with wrinkly rolled down stockings and rolling pin ....

The story continues ....

oh gawd! i didnt wash me socks!



we are done for!

pannicks and runs!

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>we are off

ah leanne you have come to help me

slaps vanishing cream on leanne

there, we are now parteners in crime

quick run, there's deputy dawg....he cant see us but he can sniff us