General Chat

Nora Batty appears on scene, "Y aye mursur Pink Panther, hower u doin hen?" Espies Mamoiselle L'English out of her left eye, chases down road complete with wrinkly rolled down stockings and rolling pin ....

The story continues ....

Deputy Dawg appears on scene, sniffs air, "Howu all doin Nora and co? Was that smeyull. I smeyell cheese, Freyunch cheese, cood it bee Brie or cood it be smellie feet?"

Goes off to consult Sherlock Holmes and Mrs Bucket, an expert on different cheeses.

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hummm me thinks ss has been eating onions cos she is repeating herself.

looks around for.....leanne my partner in crime

oh forgot...she's waring vanishing cream

Zer storee continues tomorrow, if anyone wants to join me (SS) pleeze, pleeze do - the artful miss chief has everyone on her side, sob sob!

Only kiddin, luv her really! However, it aint fair! x

hastily takes off socks..... throws them as a decoy.
that'll throw them off the scent!
hehehehehe(evil laugh)
hahahahaha (another evil laugh)

looks for some where to sleep

ahh whats that in the distant....strains eye's

oh it's a farm......it's emerdale

hello zac and lisa any room in the barn

snuggles down with the cow'szzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

come on leanne there's room for you too

snuggle's up with cow's aswell

An what seems to be appinin ere in me cowshed?
I be warnin ya miss, that thar any noo girl cow,,

it be a bull cow, we gets dem in deez ere parts ya know.

Here,,,, what for you be talking like that Doc ? lol

snuggles up with cows, n every one else (?)

keeps big stick beside, (just in case)

eyes are twitchin.....

cooz I be da gentlemun oo ownes dis ere farrm, an da that thar be me cow shed wif a bull cow in it, an da miss is snugglin up to im,
jus look at dem eyes on that thar bull cow, he seems to be liking where miss be layin.

ooh eerrr!
glad i got me big stick!
lol
xxx

ILL leave you be then ooh arh

an ya best be careful o dem rats that the snake in ere for.

Childcatcher from 'Chitty Chitty Bang Bang!' enters stealthily, walks on tiptoe so as not to alert sleeping ms and cohorts.

Puts hand into bag, pulls out his childcatcher net: shock, horror!!! Snake slithers and slides towards sleeping peeps, totally unaware of looking danger.

Childcatcher: "Um, now shall I or shant I save them?

The plot thickens ...

Doc and Ray enter, Doc with piece of straw hanging from mouth, both wearing floppy straw hats, "Ear, oo ar yoo, wat yoo fink yoo ar doing? Ooo, ar, oo ar"

At that moment, Doc's precious stud bull spots childcatcher's red waistcoat .. hooves back and forth, head down, Doc & Ray manage to move in time recognising the red alert system ... head down the bull moves forward .... faster and faster ....

Meanwhile Batman and Robin respond to SS's plea for help: der, der, der, der, der der, ... der, der, der, der, der, der, der ....

Lol, the story continues ....

Robin you better not be like that pesky parrot and sh** on me

looks closer....oh i see your not a real robin your a caped crusader

hummm likes the look of his cape..more colourfull
than holmes cape

Zebedee boings in, "allo mate, yer better (boing!) hold onta yer cape, oi reckun that there ms will be taken a fanci to it!"

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Robin looks around.....holy cape snatcher batman

my cape is gone!!!!

batman steps forward....dont worry robin the butler has sent it to the fly cleaner's or is it dry cleaner's

Holy faded cape batman it's come back pink!!!

"Pink! Batman, I have street cred, I can't be seen outside (or inside for that matter) wearing pink - this is the '60's after all!

Robin gasps with abject horror, "Oh no, not my tights as well! That ms, wait til I catch her!@

Slumps slowly to ground ....