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ShimmsRedRoseAndMistletoe

ShimmsRedRoseAndMistletoe Report 28 Apr 2008 21:54

ms!

Sherlock Holmes puts up wanted sign:

Description

1'4" supports black and whites aka Artful Dodger!

Reward: Should anyone be able to assist me in my quest to apprehend ms, I shall recompense them both with monies and personal thanks.

Missing: 1 deerstalker, 1 pipe, 1 magnifying glass, 1 parrot with taped beak

At present still wearing cape!

Sherlock H and Doc W go off in search of Fagin and Bill Sykes ....

♫≈♥≈♫miss chief

♫≈♥≈♫miss chief Report 28 Apr 2008 22:16

Mr bumble can i hide in here....there are two dodgy people after me....i'm sure they wont come here

♫≈♥≈♫miss chief

♫≈♥≈♫miss chief Report 28 Apr 2008 22:40

snigger's......nobody will know i am here

please sir can i have some more

ShimmsRedRoseAndMistletoe

ShimmsRedRoseAndMistletoe Report 28 Apr 2008 22:42

Sherlock Holmes stops to talk to Nancy, Bill Sykes girl, "I say Nancy, rather worn out don't yer know! That ms flits from pillar to post . Any lodgings we can book into for the night, put one's head down for quick shuteye?"

Nancy directs him to Mr Bumbles ...

Search continues tomorrow ....!

♫≈♥≈♫miss chief

♫≈♥≈♫miss chief Report 28 Apr 2008 22:47

whisper's....bullseye come here boy, now i'v got a nice bone for you...if anyone comes in here wearing a cape...ATTACK now thats a good boy

ShimmsRedRoseAndMistletoe

ShimmsRedRoseAndMistletoe Report 28 Apr 2008 22:50

whispers Cassius, protect protect. If you see a 1'4" person disguises as Art Dodger with parrot pooh on head, jump on em,squash!x

jgee

jgee Report 28 Apr 2008 23:04

MC im back i was washing parrot sh>> of me by the brook nasty stuff that is i stunk like a skunt
in the mist i saw a man on a horse i followed him
out of breath puff my inhaler pmsl as he gets closer to this dodgy building they are saying prince as it was misty i shouted charles he just galloped away pmsl

ShimmsRedRoseAndMistletoe

ShimmsRedRoseAndMistletoe Report 29 Apr 2008 06:59

A man enters, wearing hat, rainmac, "Aha! It is I, ze Pink Pafuur on the trail of the elusive ms, known to all as Mees Cheef! I av urd details of ur tur accompleeces: Jay G and Chrees! I no dis az I can smeyull the distincted aromer of skunk replas ...ed by Bold washeeng powda!"

"Bonjour, Meester Shurlock Olmes I preshume?"

Huddled together, S Holmes brings PP up to date.

"Aaghh, what is diz, I av a tripp ...ed ova a treep wyur set by those rascals! Mon dieu ...!"

The plot thickens ... horses hooves are heard in the distance ....

♫≈♥≈♫miss chief

♫≈♥≈♫miss chief Report 29 Apr 2008 07:47

Wakes from slumber...ah joan g, i see your back whats that smell??? oh its bold washing powder...i used to wash in tide (does anyone remember it?) cos it was too cold out tide.

now then where's that pipe need a smoke
puff puff....ah condor

now for brekki......nice bowl of special K
ugh whats this.....Gruel

jgee

jgee Report 29 Apr 2008 12:02

Morning any food left not eaten since yesterday
arr gruel big bowl for me could eat a hoss died with the riff whiff of smoke lifts nose deep breath Condor mc thats a strong smell puffs me inhalor twice coughs goes outside for some air ahh thats better lights fag now i can breathe


Tide great it was

ShimmsRedRoseAndMistletoe

ShimmsRedRoseAndMistletoe Report 29 Apr 2008 17:18

Pink Panther steps outside, "Fee, fi, fo furm, do I smeyl the aromer of gruell combin...ed with Condooer and a whi...iff of tobacco?"

Dr W >>>>> runs up, "I say old chap, seen Holmes?
There were 2 horses, 1's missing?" wonders away, muttering to self, "Strange, very strange..."

♫≈♥≈♫miss chief

♫≈♥≈♫miss chief Report 29 Apr 2008 17:27

follow's the smell of tobaco, ah dr watson and s holmes.

cape of holmes lying over chair....gently picks it up
and scurry's off into the mist

ha ha holmes wait till you find your cape missing

put's it on...ooh perfect fit

ShimmsRedRoseAndMistletoe

ShimmsRedRoseAndMistletoe Report 29 Apr 2008 17:32

Dr Watson discovers Sherlock Holmes lying prone on his chaise lounge deep in thought, "That dastardly ms has outwitted me again Watson, old man. Put my cape down for one second, turned around ... and it was gone!"

They both turn suddenly, a figure flies by holding tightly onto a witch on her broom, hear his voice call out, "Doo not worree my friends, I, ther Peenk
Panthur am on zer trayel of ms and her cohorts!"

Holmes, "My word Watson, what was that?!" ...

♫≈♥≈♫miss chief

♫≈♥≈♫miss chief Report 29 Apr 2008 17:38

sits in corner feeling very clever.....holmes is nearly crying
the big daft lump has enlisted the help of a pink furry thing that cant talk proper english like wot i used to cud when i was a children

oh no that pesky parrot is back.....dont you dare sh**
on me again

♫≈♥≈♫miss chief

♫≈♥≈♫miss chief Report 29 Apr 2008 17:42

looks up.....OH NO

someone has stolen the title of this thread

must be holmes.....the scoundrel will be holding it to ransom

ShimmsRedRoseAndMistletoe

ShimmsRedRoseAndMistletoe Report 29 Apr 2008 17:53

ms wipes eye, that darned parrot got her!

ShimmsRedRoseAndMistletoe

ShimmsRedRoseAndMistletoe Report 29 Apr 2008 17:54

Non, non, peskee ms, it is I, zer incredible Peenk Panthur whoo az stolen part of thee threyed, I ava cunning plan...!"

♫≈♥≈♫miss chief

♫≈♥≈♫miss chief Report 29 Apr 2008 18:00

you, you, person!!!!!!!

give it back or the parrot gets it

i'm not scared of a pink fluffy thing...right you asked for it

thunder birds are go!!!!

♫≈♥≈♫miss chief

♫≈♥≈♫miss chief Report 29 Apr 2008 18:07

creeps around wearing Scott Tracy's costume he he

no one will know who i am

grabs parrot stick's cork up it's bum

ShimmsRedRoseAndMistletoe

ShimmsRedRoseAndMistletoe Report 29 Apr 2008 18:15

Parker enters, "O my gawd, where mister tracey's atfit den? Eel go bleedin banana's!"

His glasses heavily steamed up, he picks up parrot with cork up its b'side mistaking it for bottle of wine!