General Chat

walks in side way's looks around...omg a naked bear

throw's blanket over bear...goe's to joan's house for some cornflakes.

Brown grizzy bear is quietly walking through the house, unaware that he has been spotted and is now still alone, so he becomes a bit jolly, and begins to jump around, knocking things over, t.v cabinet smashed, china cabinet smashed, as it falls to the floor the brown grizzly is amazed at all the shiney things that fly across the floor and so begins to eat them.

yogi bear from national park>>>>>>runs in

joan and ms sitting quite happily munching on cornflakes

yogi approaches grizzly....now old chap from one bear to another you know you dont belong here

grizzly looks at yogi....its you!
i knew if i joined
genes reunited i would find my
ggg grand father.....another happy ending

Brown grizzly bear looks at Yogi and says,
"Are you aware that bears can't talk?"
"Now back off while I finish chewing on these shiney crysal things from the cabinet or I call on my cousins the Drop bears.

Fred Flintsone and Barney Rubble to the rescue

Dino!!! give that grizzly a hug...now thats what i call a bear hug.....or was it a bare hug

Care bears enter, happy and jolly, Ooh, oh, oh,, ooh, oh oh .... No ....n...n...no way!

Wings aflying backwards and forwards, circle in air, make plan ... >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
reappear.

Approach grizzly bear, quickly pin him down, dress him, sing:

"Grizzly, grizzly, grizzly bear
Almost bald with not much hair,
We're your cousins
From la la land,
Now you dressed like us,
We can walk together hand in hand
Skipping and prancing all the way
To Boo-boo's house
Sit in his motor
He'll take a photo
Of us all
Having a ball
In our pink tutu's!

C'mon on grizzly bear, don't be grizzly, smile, we you cousins come visit.

grizzly becomes calm and happy
likes the idea of living in la la land

prances off with the care bears in his pink tu tu

sorry, grizzly not feel well tonight.

Grizzly bear, you got tummy ache from eating all those shiny things hun? Back in a mo ... reappears with large bottle of pink medicine + tablespoon. Here hun, have a spoonful of this, feel much better soon.

Gets cushions for GB to lie down, have snooze.

Whoosh! Mary Poppins floats down with umbrella, "Did I hear someone wasn't feeling very well.

Just a spoonful of sugar helps the medicine go down,
The medicine go down,
The medicine go down.
Just a spoonful of sugar helps the medicine go down,
In the most delightful way!"

Pours herself a stiff brandy, floats away to whence she came!

sneaked into mary poppins bag......ah free ride

wont know i'm in here....hides under lampshade.

Floats up, floats down, "Gosh my bag's heavy, better unload it" ... empties upside down, saves medicine etc.

Sees something fall, flash of pink, "Looked like pink topknot. Mary ... don't be silly, who would hide in your bag silly girl?!"

Mary was flying over desert island when she emptied bag.

Story continues ...

aarrrgggg

falls to earth....bump....gets up, spits sand out of mouth.....whats this?

a desert...a bl@@dy desert!!!!

looks around..rubs eye's......dont believe it

a police box in the desert.....must be a mirage

Dr Who, enjoying peace and quiet is suddenly awakened by "aarrrgggg!" noise, goes out to investigate.

Sees female with pink hair surrounded by natives, ducks PTWANG >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

Sound of quacking (get it?!)

Daleks appear:

What iz ha.p.p.en.ing? Who has got e.l.a.s.t.i.c. bands? They are f.o.r.b.i.d.d.e.n ...

We r.e.p.e.a.t.!!! Who has got e.l.a.s.t.i.c. bands, they are f.o.r.b.i.d.d.e.n.!!!

m.s. we know you are h.e.r.e.! come out at o.n.c.e.!

oh no its the daleks
they worse than pesky parrot

Pesky P.a.r.r.o.t. is our a.l.l.y., we command him to .... on e.l.u.s.i.v.e. m.s.' h.e.a.d.!!!