General Chat

** giggles **

Ian its a well known fact women are better drivers....and map readers .........** checks stats **

Last wife went to put oil in the car but couldnt find the filler cap.

Said the only cap on top of the engine had 710 written on it.

(turn screen upside down)

Yes Victoria!

I wont get started on annoying things men do at this time of the month for me, almost eveything is what Id say lol!!

Caz xxxx

And don't get me started on cars, I'm warning you!

I an't scared of spiders....and we dont do we get it done for us......** lifts feet off floor **

You know, I've never been able to understand why someone who pours molten wax over themsleves and deliberately plucks hairs out of their eyebrows can be so frightened of a tiny spider.

Me thinks you will not win this one Ian.lol

** slaps Ian and kicks his shinns **

PAIN....PAIN.....what the ruddy 'ell would a man know about pain ?

A man has to have the week off work if the cat scratches him....thats after begging for an amberlance..(sp)

my late mother in law failed to tell me something about my hubby till after I married him.

He does DIY, Gardening etc which is great put she failed to tell me he loved tinkering with his motorbikes but that meant greasy hands and then the little whatsit picks up the washing up liquid bottle and squeezes it onto his hands to clean them but then leaves greasy hand prints on the bottle so when you go to wash up its a yucky bottle you pick up.

mine can not shut a drawer or wardrobe door. and puts his dirty washing on the top of the closed lid of the laundry basket!!

Maybe we should tinkle on the seat and let them sit in it and see how they like it .lol

Yeah, whatever.

And then there's the pain thing.....

Fuss about a cold?

We just get on with it Ian, its you lot who lay on the sofa groaning and planning your funerals.

We still have the cleaning, washing, ironing, cooking and running round after you with lemsips, sympathy and cups of tea...doesn't matter if we have a cold or not.

*also slaps Ian*

pmsl Ian

**Big slap** Ian does man flu sound familiar.

And while I'm on, why do women have to make such a big fuss about having a cold?

Ian

** slaps Ian**

I have found some very good tips to prevnt these and found them very effective ...

** nods head wisely **

Its nice to know I'm not the only one . Have work hard to get my son to put loo seat down and succeded am detirmined to conquer the towel thing. and am working on the miss the linnen basket one and the use the last of the loo roll one and the empty jar in the fridge one.Oh dear what have I started

Errr....excuse me....what are towels for???????

And why oh why do women never put the toilet seat back up.

Ian

oh you mean the big black dirty patches left in the middle of the towel..............I thought men leaked dirty,,,!
its a man thing,they all do it,,,,,,,,,,,