General Chat

because you men always nick em for your grubby things (tea Towels that is)

Ian try giving birth OH I forgot if it was down to men we would have died out by now.thats another thing why do we always get the wet patch

No reply to the womens problems post then?


I think thats a victory for the girls *high fives all the women on the thread*


The washing machine is stuffed to the gills with the damn tea towels because you men keep using them to wipe your greasy hands on!

well if tea towels are only for doing clean things, why is the washing machine stuffed to the gills with the damned things and why do you need more than one then?

Eh? Eh?

Ian you little tinker,see how you have wound all these people up.....................lol

NO Rose tea....they are there to look pretty and not tobe used...

Whats Richard and Judy......???

hello all
Ian tea towels are NOT for wiping dirty hands or anything ....... they are for drying clean washed pots....that us ladys seem to do .....lol

multi task, yeah, alright.

Drink coffee, watch richard and judy, read take a bloody break and talk on the phone about nothing to a wrong number all at the same time.

Whew.

***If you feeling the pinch Ian,***

get her to buy the underwear in your size,,,,,,,,,,,:}}

Talking of PMT

Ian did you know all womens problems begin with MEN

MENstruation
MENopause
MENtal health
and even HISterectomy!

Why is that? *glares*

I'm always the one to light a BBQ, simply because HE can never get it to light....*tsk*


If you want a job done, and done properly, ask a woman to do it.

HA HA HA multi task never unless you count siting on the loo with the paper or leaning on the bar and drinking a pint.

Hang on....(searches back through the various threads for graphic descritions of PMT, feminine underwear and other things that men find uncomfortable (metaphorically))

Why do they annouce in great detail to who ever is in the house that they are going to use the bathroom and for what reason....* scoffs **

** Tries not to explode **

Why do they read our take abreaks ? everyweek and then take the mick ? eh ?

You ever seen a woman trying to light a bbq?

I rest my case.

Hang on. Tea towels are DESIGNED for wiping mucky things. If they didn't get dirty, why bother having washing machines? Sheesh.

Yeah, women are better drivers than men. Thats why I trust my wife to drive me back from the pub so often.

if you have a BBQ do they suddenly they think they can cook and if you dare look like you going to flip the burgers .....well thats it.....gounds for Divorce...and do they think that on saturday afternoon the TV has their name on it...

**dont mention,,,collars...

shower .bath ,hair washed,,,,,,,,,then why,

is there a dirty big tide mark round the collar,,,,,,,,,,,???

really smacks Ian, hard,,,,,,,,,,!!

Now you have got me started lol,

Ian, I would never have my legs waxed or eyebrows plucked and I just love spiders!!

OH moans about his Mum, when I try to help he says its his life and he will sort it and mentioned ex wife to my work collegue, grrr nothappy....hes gone out for a run and Im fuming!


Caz xxxx