General Chat

And don't get me started on cars, I'm warning you!

Yes Victoria!

I wont get started on annoying things men do at this time of the month for me, almost eveything is what Id say lol!!

Caz xxxx

Last wife went to put oil in the car but couldnt find the filler cap.

Said the only cap on top of the engine had 710 written on it.

(turn screen upside down)

** giggles **

Ian its a well known fact women are better drivers....and map readers .........** checks stats **

Now you have got me started lol,

Ian, I would never have my legs waxed or eyebrows plucked and I just love spiders!!

OH moans about his Mum, when I try to help he says its his life and he will sort it and mentioned ex wife to my work collegue, grrr nothappy....hes gone out for a run and Im fuming!


Caz xxxx

**dont mention,,,collars...

shower .bath ,hair washed,,,,,,,,,then why,

is there a dirty big tide mark round the collar,,,,,,,,,,,???

really smacks Ian, hard,,,,,,,,,,!!

if you have a BBQ do they suddenly they think they can cook and if you dare look like you going to flip the burgers .....well thats it.....gounds for Divorce...and do they think that on saturday afternoon the TV has their name on it...

Hang on. Tea towels are DESIGNED for wiping mucky things. If they didn't get dirty, why bother having washing machines? Sheesh.

Yeah, women are better drivers than men. Thats why I trust my wife to drive me back from the pub so often.

You ever seen a woman trying to light a bbq?

I rest my case.

** Tries not to explode **

Why do they read our take abreaks ? everyweek and then take the mick ? eh ?

Why do they annouce in great detail to who ever is in the house that they are going to use the bathroom and for what reason....* scoffs **

Hang on....(searches back through the various threads for graphic descritions of PMT, feminine underwear and other things that men find uncomfortable (metaphorically))

HA HA HA multi task never unless you count siting on the loo with the paper or leaning on the bar and drinking a pint.

I'm always the one to light a BBQ, simply because HE can never get it to light....*tsk*


If you want a job done, and done properly, ask a woman to do it.

Talking of PMT

Ian did you know all womens problems begin with MEN

MENstruation
MENopause
MENtal health
and even HISterectomy!

Why is that? *glares*

***If you feeling the pinch Ian,***

get her to buy the underwear in your size,,,,,,,,,,,:}}

multi task, yeah, alright.

Drink coffee, watch richard and judy, read take a bloody break and talk on the phone about nothing to a wrong number all at the same time.

Whew.

hello all
Ian tea towels are NOT for wiping dirty hands or anything ....... they are for drying clean washed pots....that us ladys seem to do .....lol

NO Rose tea....they are there to look pretty and not tobe used...

Whats Richard and Judy......???

Ian you little tinker,see how you have wound all these people up.....................lol