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Not bad,boards boring though.Glad its sorted.Think we bout only ones up lol

A Doggy Wonderland

Dog tags ring, are you listenin'?
In the lane, snow is glistenin'.
It's yellow, NOT white - I've been there tonight,
Marking up my winter wonderland.

Smell that tree? That's my fragrance.
It's a sign for wand'ring vagrants;
"Avoid where I pee, it's MY pro-per-ty!
Marked up as my winter wonderland."

In the meadow dad will build a snowman,
following the classical design.
Then I'll lift my leg and let it go Man,
So all the world will know it's mine-mine-mine!

Straight from me to the fencepost,
flows my natural incense boast;
"Stay off of my TURF, this small piece of earth,
I mark it as my winter wonderland.

yes thanks, hows you

Did you solve your 'spyware' dilemma?

Hi all

Dog property Rules

1. If I like it, it's mine.

2. If its in my mouth, it's mine.

3. If I can take it from you, it's mine.

4. If I had it a little while ago, it's mine.

5. If I'm chewing something up, all the pieces are mine.

6. If its mine, it must never appear to be yours anyway.

7. If it just looks like mine, it's mine.

8. If I saw it first, it's mine.

9. If you are playing with something and you put it down, it automatically becomes mine.

10. If its broken, it's yours.

Good evening,Ron.

Rules for dog owners (suggested by their dogs)

1. I will not bathe my dog after he bathes himself in the mud puddle.

2. I will not push my dog away when she wants a hug after playing in a mud puddle.

3. I will not complain "My arm is tired" after only throwing the ball 20 times.

4. I will not confuse my dog by throwing snowballs for him to fetch.

5. I will not ask my dog to play fetch with a boomerang.

6. I will not drag my dog away from the interesting sniffing spots.

7. I will drop whatever I'm doing and take my dog out as soon as he asks me to.

8. I will not tell my dog to hurry up already when he's looking for just the right spot to take care of business.

8. I will not stare while my dog is doing his business.

10. I will not feed the cat before I feed my dog.

11. I will get rid of that cat.

12. I will not bring home any more cats.

13. I will never eat until my dog has tasted what I have and approved it for me.

14. I will share everything I eat with my dog.

15. I will set up the kiddie pool every day it's hot - even in December.

16. I will not leave my dog at home any time I go in the car.

17. I will allow my dog on the couch.

18. I will protect my dog from that obnoxious little human thing at all times.

19. I will not have another of those obnoxious little human things.

20. I will not hide my dog's ball in a place where I know he couldn't possibly retrieve it from and then ask him to go get it.

21. I will not take shredded, soggy, yummy tennis balls away from my dog.

22. I will not sneak around the backyard wearing funny clothes to test whether my dog is a good watchdog.

23. I will stop referring to my dog's necklace as her "collar."

24. I will not cut my dog's nails.

25. I will not abandon my dog for trivial reasons like "going to work".

26. I will not wake my dog when I come home from work.

27. I will not come home from work and feel the sofa to see if it is still warm from where my dog was sleeping "illegally".

28. Bad weather is no excuse for not walking my dog.

29. I will open the back door as soon as my dog sits by it.

30. I will not laugh at my dog for being confused over not being able to find the lump of ice that he buried earlier.

31. I will not run out of treats. (... see i-pets.com)

32. I will always carry cookies and treats.

33. I will not make my dog wear silly-looking antlers or red hats.

34. I will not make my dog pose for pictures with some fat stranger in a red suit.

35. I will not tie leftover ribbons and bows all over my dog.

36. I will not use decorations like tinsel that could be dangerous to my dog.

37. I will try much harder to understand my dog's language.
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night wild.... was fun !!!

Off to bed now,to dream of 'Baskerville Hounds'
Night :)

ooooh nice :))

Hopefully not.

Serious, i can't see thru the tears of laughter here !!!

Now Wild you do realise i live at the end of a village called Itchy Bell.

Can your MIL survive being surrounded by Itchy Bellendians?

omg, she is serious.pmsl

Wild... MIL?? is that all you can offer, i'll only accept serious offers lol :)

The groom left and took all his gookins with him...

Ian, before you go... how many years ago did you cross that goose with the chicken?

Had a groom.

Well, groom/dogsitter, but you can imagine.....

FGS you have no groom?

Wild ones obviously.Night

Right, off to bed. Got to be up early to muck the stables out. I forgot to mention the horses.

'Nite.