General Chat

Top tip - using the Genes Reunited community

Welcome to the Genes Reunited community boards!

  • The Genes Reunited community is made up of millions of people with similar interests. Discover your family history and make life long friends along the way.
  • You will find a close knit but welcoming group of keen genealogists all prepared to offer advice and help to new members.
  • And it's not all serious business. The boards are often a place to relax and be entertained by all kinds of subjects.
  • The Genes community will go out of their way to help you, so don’t be shy about asking for help.

Quick Search

Single word search

Icons

  • New posts
  • No new posts
  • Thread closed
  • Stickied, new posts
  • Stickied, no new posts

Top Tips

Page 4 + 1 of 7

  1. «
  2. 1
  3. 2
  4. 3
  5. 4
  6. 5
  7. 6
  8. 7
  9. »
ProfilePosted byOptionsPost Date

OH

OH Report 6 Apr 2008 11:33

Don't buy recycled toilet paper,
you don't know who used it before.

:{{{0())~}        Ian         مْر

:{{{0())~} Ian مْر Report 6 Apr 2008 11:33

Record the sound of your washing machine onto a tape, then confuse neighbours by playing it back on a battery operated cassette player during a powercut

Twinklyoceanblue

Twinklyoceanblue Report 6 Apr 2008 11:29

miss chief.....you are cracking me up today mate lmfao xxx

Twinklyoceanblue

Twinklyoceanblue Report 6 Apr 2008 11:29

Ian.....lmao

Dee....I do...don't want to scare the neighbours lol xx

♫≈♥≈♫miss chief

♫≈♥≈♫miss chief Report 6 Apr 2008 11:29

when the cooking instuctions on the can said

stand in boiling water

i was'nt daft

i put me asbestos wellies on

Jackie

Jackie Report 6 Apr 2008 11:27

If you want to save on sun screen, only go out at night

:{{{0())~}        Ian         مْر

:{{{0())~} Ian مْر Report 6 Apr 2008 11:25

Yes it was. I was pleased to get home for my medication.

Twinklyoceanblue

Twinklyoceanblue Report 6 Apr 2008 11:24

so that was you on that train was it Ian??????? lol

:{{{0())~}        Ian         مْر

:{{{0())~} Ian مْر Report 6 Apr 2008 11:20

Keep the seat next to you on the train vacant by smiling and nodding at people as they walk up the aisle

Jackie

Jackie Report 6 Apr 2008 11:20

Reuse dirty socks, slap them against something hard to soften them up

Twinklyoceanblue

Twinklyoceanblue Report 6 Apr 2008 11:19

so thats where I have been going wrong Doc....cheers lol x

OH

OH Report 6 Apr 2008 11:19

If you feel you are overweight, don't eat the food,
just throw it in the loo.
saves time.

♫≈♥≈♫miss chief

♫≈♥≈♫miss chief Report 6 Apr 2008 11:15

when on a bus look out of the back window

so you can see where your coming from

OH

OH Report 6 Apr 2008 11:12

If you are male, no sense wasting your
time going to a gynecologist when you have a headache.

Jackie

Jackie Report 6 Apr 2008 11:11

Or you could shower from a can (deodorant) thus saving water

:{{{0())~}        Ian         مْر

:{{{0())~} Ian مْر Report 6 Apr 2008 11:11

Make shopkeepers feel like criminals and con men by carefully checking their change and holding bank notes up to the light before accepting them

Wild Cat

Wild Cat Report 6 Apr 2008 11:10

Ian,dont be disgusting! lol

*~~*Posh*~~*

*~~*Posh*~~* Report 6 Apr 2008 11:09

Bath once a month, weather you need one or not, Thus cutting down on the expense of deodorant.

Twinklyoceanblue

Twinklyoceanblue Report 6 Apr 2008 11:09

ugh! Dee lmao....thats soooo disgusting! x

:{{{0())~}        Ian         مْر

:{{{0())~} Ian مْر Report 6 Apr 2008 11:08

Don't eat yellow snow