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Member Since: May 2007 Posts: 4,545 Send Message	Twinklyoceanblue	Report	3 Apr 2008 13:40
Member Since: May 2007 Posts: 4,545 Send Message	Ian....how does he smell???? welcome Gail x
Member Since: August 2006 Posts: 1,334 Send Message	LanarkshireLassie	Report	3 Apr 2008 13:40
	Is there room for one more granny on this happy/mad/funny thread? Makes a change from growls and insults, I have to say !! Gail
Member Since: August 2005 Posts: 5,956 Send Message	Granny Grumps	Report	3 Apr 2008 13:39
	come on ian...............i'm on a time limit here...at my age.
Member Since: May 2007 Posts: 4,177 Send Message	Wild Cat	Report	3 Apr 2008 13:39
Member Since: May 2007 Posts: 4,177 Send Message	Hi,Twinks.Popping in to see where the fun is. ~~all
Member Since: August 2005 Posts: 5,956 Send Message	Granny Grumps	Report	3 Apr 2008 13:37
	yes..its in all the mens bedrooms..........nah nah
Member Since: January 2005 Posts: 2,096 Send Message	:{{{0())~} Ian مْر	Report	3 Apr 2008 13:37
	Right. My dogs got no nose...... Ian
Member Since: May 2007 Posts: 4,545 Send Message	Twinklyoceanblue	Report	3 Apr 2008 13:34
Member Since: May 2007 Posts: 4,545 Send Message	pmsl Jan...granny is bound to have a webcam!!!!!! lol x
Member Since: August 2005 Posts: 5,956 Send Message	Granny Grumps	Report	3 Apr 2008 13:34
	A man runs into the vet's office carrying his dog, screaming for help. The vet rushes him back to an examination room and has him put his dog down on the examination table. The vet examines the still, limp body and after a few moments tells the man that his dog, regrettably, is dead. The man is clearly agitated and not willing to accept this, and demands a second opinion. The vet goes into the back room and comes out with a cat, and puts the cat down next to the dog's body. The cat sniffs the body, walks from head to tail poking and sniffing the dog's body and finally looks at the vet and meows. The vet looks at the man and says, "I'm sorry, but the cat thinks that your dog is dead, too." The man is still unwilling to accept that his dog is dead. The vet brings in a Black Labrador. The Lab sniffs the body, walks from head to tail, and finally looks at the vet and barks. The vet looks at the man and says, "I'm sorry, but the lab thinks your dog is dead, too." The man, finally resigned to the diagnosis, thanks the vet and asks how much he owes. The vet answers, "£550." "£550 to tell me my dog is dead?" exclaimed the man! "Well," the vet replies, "I would only have charged you £50 for my initial diagnosis. The additional £600 was for the cat scan and lab tests."
Member Since: May 2007 Posts: 4,545 Send Message	Twinklyoceanblue	Report	3 Apr 2008 13:32
Member Since: May 2007 Posts: 4,545 Send Message	pmsl Ian...welcome x
Member Since: August 2005 Posts: 5,956 Send Message	Granny Grumps	Report	3 Apr 2008 13:32
	LOL...............Ian
Member Since: December 2006 Posts: 1,227 Send Message	SallyF	Report	3 Apr 2008 13:31
	Now that joke is almost as old as me Ian. :)
Member Since: January 2005 Posts: 2,096 Send Message	:{{{0())~} Ian مْر	Report	3 Apr 2008 13:31
	Just got back from the vets. My dogs cross eyed. The vet picked him up to have a look at him. After a bit he said 'I'm going to have to put him down' What - because he's cross eyed? I asked. 'No, he's getting heavy' the vet said.
Member Since: May 2007 Posts: 4,545 Send Message	Twinklyoceanblue	Report	3 Apr 2008 13:30
Member Since: May 2007 Posts: 4,545 Send Message	Hi Jan how are you my lovely? x
Member Since: August 2005 Posts: 5,956 Send Message	Granny Grumps	Report	3 Apr 2008 13:30
	how did you know i dyed me hair?????? you got a web cam on me. lol
Member Since: August 2005 Posts: 5,956 Send Message	Granny Grumps	Report	3 Apr 2008 13:28
	Hi Jan............nice to see you. xx
Member Since: August 2005 Posts: 5,956 Send Message	Granny Grumps	Report	3 Apr 2008 13:28
	get some castrol gtx from massage parlour............and hands it to Doc.
Member Since: December 2006 Posts: 1,227 Send Message	SallyF	Report	3 Apr 2008 13:27
	Enters and sits down quietly.
Member Since: May 2007 Posts: 4,545 Send Message	Twinklyoceanblue	Report	3 Apr 2008 13:26
Member Since: May 2007 Posts: 4,545 Send Message	Doc darling...welcome...and i would LOVE to help you tune up!!! lol x
Member Since: August 2005 Posts: 5,956 Send Message	Granny Grumps	Report	3 Apr 2008 13:26
	Me.................how dare you suggest that.........piller of socieity me. lol
Member Since: May 2007 Posts: 4,545 Send Message	Twinklyoceanblue	Report	3 Apr 2008 13:26
Member Since: May 2007 Posts: 4,545 Send Message	oh ok...you can stay...as long as you behave!!!...Gill...keep a close eye on her please lol x

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