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I want to see head down bum up Twinkly.

Why Cats Are Better Than Men


A CAT always hits the litter box.

Better chance of training a CAT.

No matter what your CAT drags into your house, you don't have to pretend you like it.

You never have to spend time with your CAT's mother.

If you ask enough times, a CAT may actually listen to you.

A CAT purrs when you serve him dinner.

You can de-claw a CAT... try to get a guy to clip his toenails.

It's okay if a CAT rubs up against your best friend.

You don't have to worry about your CAT turning into a pig when you host a party.

A CAT knows you're the key to his happiness... a man thinks he is.

If a CAT jumps into your lap, a little light petting will satisfy him.

Granny...I am impressed.

your knowledge?? of our furry friends is uncanny!!

pmsl !

Gail

My postman won't come near the door if the cat is on the mat, i hand reared him from 2weeks and is a nasty cat, neighbour called me as he went in her cat flap and her Rottie was hiding upstairs cause it was scared.

Lol at number 9 Dogs

Top Ten Dog Pet Peeves With Humans

1. Blaming your farts on me...not funny.
2. Yelling at me for barking... I'M A FRIGGIN' DOG YOU IDIOT!!

3. How you naively believe that the stupid cat isn't all over everything while you're gone.

4. Taking me for a walk, then not letting me check stuff out. Exactly who's walk is this anyway?

5. Any trick that involves balancing food on my nose...stop it.

6. Dog sweaters. Have you noticed the fur?

7. Any haircut that involves bows or ribbons. Now you know why we chew your stuff up when you're not home.

8. Taking me to the vet for "the big snip", then acting surprised when I freak out everytime we go back.

9. The sleight of hand, fake fetch throw. You fooled a dog! What a proud moment for the top of the food chain.

10. Invisible fences. Why do you insist on screwing with us?

Granny Pixel I have to disagree with you on number 9 of your list.We had a cat years ago who was lethal,the German Shepherd would growl at visitors,but George,the cat,would attack them. Lol


Maddyxx

Dear Doc.

Do not want to cause upset here, but.......

WHAT IS WRONG WITH CATS??

Do not go there!!!!

There are 10 cats in a basket, 1 cat jumps out. How many are left?




















none! They are all copycats!!!

Ian,you in happy mood today,:) Hi,Doc

Bye Twink.xx

I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles.

Ian

Bye,Twinks,we'll try

right peeps....off to do a spot of gardening while the weather is half decent! lol

be back later....and be good x

naughty man.

cats are lovely,

NOW THAT"S A JOKE!!

Meaow.Ian. Hides in corner,paws over eyes

there you are lol...thought you had done a runner1 x

I had a cat called Blacksmith.

Every time you kicked it it made a bolt for the door.

Ian

Ian,come & play