General Chat

OMG ladies what a tonic you are. I have been so down today as my Dad died yesterday and I just popped on and read this thread and I am wetting myself laughing. Thank you so much. Brilliant!

Thank you, Thank you, Thank you. Just what I needed, bless you all.

Love Lainey x

Ann of GG, I am not really a goer. Like you I waited until I had got him down the aisle. He might have done a runner otherwise! Been together now for 49 yrs, so he cant have been too unhappy with me.
Huia.

dotn say that ann
he will think we cant write

so that's it then - the majority of television adverts are totally sexist - I think we should start a petition - where's Ian gone?

actually the word fart is in the Oxford English dictionary - so there!!!!!!

I like that Huia - the second meeting - you're a bit of a goer aren't you!!!! I never got into bed with my OH until we were married and that was three years after we met - wish I had though!!!!!

ian is is it twiggy

ann, sharp in take of breath, gaaasssshp
you said the f word,
thats not right,
its offensive,
lmao
i tell you what else men dont get



activia bloating
its fowel that yoghurt
enough to give you acid

Just thought of something else - what about that advert for specsavers - why oh why did they have to use Edith Piaf or what ever or name is, I used to quite like that song - but that advert has killed it for me.

So men dont need specs?

Have you noticed too that the air freshner for the loo with the little boy sending messages under the door - typical man thing - wont get off his arse but has time to write a note - is the woman changing it - do we ever see a man changing these air freshners.

Cleaning - the only time you see a man cleaning is Ainsley Arriott with his dish washer cubes and in goes a dirty old pan and out comes - what - a brand new never been used pan! They must think we are the daftest of the daft!

you're right Sheila - and they don't seem to get headaches either

I used to get very annoyed with a TV series in which the 'hero' would jump into bed in each episode with a woman he had only just met. So unrealistic - or is that what other people do? I would never jump into bed with a man I had just met. I would wait for the second meeting - or 2000th. And it never had anything to do with the storyline anyway.
Grrr.
Off my soapbox now.
Huia.

screech - a man is on here!!!!!!!!!! This is dangerous territory Ian, wotcha doing here!!!

People should be totally honest on these dating sites - they should say if they have bad breath, or if they f..t, etc. people need to know these things before they get involved

Anyone know the name of that slim lass with the blond hair in the lighhouse keeper M&S adver...?

I've watched it 74 times on youtube to try to jog my memory.

Ian

Men obviously don't get 'the trots' either - it's always a woman with a pained expression reaching for the Immodium..!

D'you know I'm enjoying this thread - it's cheered me up no end I must say - it was so depressing on the boards till this - everyone leaving and people arguing - this is what I call culture!!!!

I am so laughing its untrue *tears rolling down me face*

Oh Ann - lets see this thread whooshed off! PMSL.
Good job I got me Tena Lady! lol

no ones gona report it cos we not being naughty
we just aving a discusion in it,

i think that foxy may be a women, ave you seen the hands

I've been offered a larger penis on many occasions!! I wonder who's going to report this thread now!!!!!! Great innit!!

Youre right Ann my sister joined one and I asked why she was bothering ....after I got up off the floor. Ive never seen so many pervy looking people in my life lol

Ann, I've been on other dating sites, and yeah...it's always the older ugly guys who think they're gods gifts. Although I did meet a cute young man on one but I fell ill and lost touch with him.

And dear god I get enough of erection problems etc in those spamming emails. LOL.