General Chat

oh yes skid marks...
I dont think they use it either Tina

ewan mcgregor wheres aftershave

ummmmmmmmmm
not sure the make cos i cant take my eyes off him
and his voice

that took my mind off that dumb flake women,
dont she know it falls apart when you bite it,
and as for fliking it on floor mucky mare

Do men use toilet paper?

You wonder sometimes when you have to sort out the laundry - yuk! *flick my wrist*

On the other side of the coin, you wouldn't see a woman running along stark naked like that guy on the visa ad, who eventually, with the help of his cred card, ends up fully clothed at his own wedding. He's got a very white arse hasn't he? lol

Isnt there a man in the aero advert that everyone seems to like? Not my cup of tea but it makes a change

and.....the flake advert - now why oh why is it another woman.

I for one would like to see some hunk of a guy in the bath tub or just lounging with a flannel covering his bits eating a flake.

Also one of the perfume adds has a model stripping everything off so she is left with just the perfume - well I am sorry but I insist on seeing a bloke doing the same thing with aftershave or whatever it is they wear these days, I want to see a freshly powdered de-fluffed arse of a man!

Oh gosh, Im going giddy *wheres the smelling salts*

cos we make the mistake of doin it for um

you know what i have one of them holders liek kitchen roll one,
you just stack up toilet rolls on it,
my men have this reeeeeeeeeealy anoying habit of leaving the roll they just used on back of toilet,
not puttng it back on holder, IN FRONT OF UM
or on window ledge!!!!!!!!!!!! WHY

When I was single I went on a girls weekend away, we went in the bar and it was like the bar off the first star wars film. I thought, shoot me now!

Why can't men put new toilet rolls on the toilet roll holders?

Lainey x

yeh
the sun
the express
sport
that kinda paper?

ohhhhhhhhhh claire how could you traiter

So while you lot were chatting I clicked on Friends Reunited Dating.......................omg no way!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Men just sit there with the paper and wait however long it takes.

What's that old saying about laughter being the best tonic/medicine, absolutely true. God imagine you lot in the pub, howling with laughter and coming out with this lot, what a scream that would be.

Lainey x

Immodium I expect Helen - you see according to the ads only women require Immodium

I'm doing the race for life in May, I'll have to wear some tena's or I won't be dry at the finish line. lol

Hey Julie Ann - I think our Lainey could do with a supply of Tena Ladies

Soz, to jump in unannounced, but, What about that woman putting loads of stuff in her handbag? That's supposed to signify she needs to go to the toilet for a big poo but needs some help is it??
My handbag has loads in, should I get some senacot?
Great thread by the way. I'm grinning like a cheshire cat.

lainey so glad to hear your laughting
you wan something to dry the seat, or its a bit late now init

as for these husseys on here,

i was led astray by a squaddie , 22 year ago now,
but the white wedding dress still fitted me, by the time i walked down the isle

Oh Lainey - so glad we cheered you up - I think a lot of us were a bit down today and we've all been having a laugh. So sorry about your Dad hun, it so awful when you Dad dies - took me ages to come to terms with it when mine died, but you will get there.

Ann XXXXX

well there's a coincidence Huia - it would have been my 49th wedding anniversary last Friday, 28th March - sadly he died just over five years ago now, but it's still our anniversary