General Chat

The sun is hot and that old clock is movin' slow,
An' so am I.
Work day passes like molasses in wintertime,
But it's July.
I'm gettin' paid by the hour, an' older by the minute.
My boss just pushed me over the limit.
I'd like to call him somethin',
I think I'll just call it a day.

Pour me somethin' tall an' strong,
Make it a "Hurricane" before I go insane.
It's only half-past twelve but I don't care.
It's five o'clock somewhere.

Oh, this lunch break is gonna take all afternoon,
An' half the night.
Tomorrow mornin', I know there'll be hell to pay,
Hey, but that's all right.
I ain't had a day off now in over a year.
Our Jamaican vacation's gonna start right here.
Hit the 'phones for me,
You can tell 'em I just sailed away.

An' pour me somethin' tall an' strong,
Make it a "Hurricane" before I go insane.
It's only half-past twelve but I don't care.
It's five o'clock somewhere.

I could pay off my tab, pour myself in a cab,
An' be back to work before two.
At a moment like this, I can't help but wonder,
What would Jimmy Buffet do?

Funny you should ask that because I'd say:
Pour me somethin' tall an' strong,
Make it a "Hurricane" before I go insane.
It's only half-past twelve but I don't care.

Pour me somethin' tall an' strong,
Make it a "Hurricane" before I go insane.
It's only half-past twelve but I don't care.
He don't care.
I don't care.
It's five o'clock somewhere.

What time zone am on? What country am I in?
It doesn't matter, it's five o'clock somewhere.
It's always on five in Margaritaville, come to think of it.
Yeah, I heard that.
You been there haven't you.
Yessir.
I seen your boat there.
I've been to Margaritaville a few times.
All right, that's good.
Stumbled all the way back.
OK. Just wanna make sure you can keep it between the navigational beacons.
Bring the booze, I tell you.
All right. Well, it's five o'clock. Let's go somewhere.
I'm ready, crank it up.
Let's get out of here.
I'm gone.
Let's get out of here.

Hello Ron
do you think you're safe with all them drunken women??? lol

Hi lady
Hi north
hi skeggy

anybody got a drink for me.

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thanks hayley love a good bribe pic as 4 u sis & ally every1 seen ur pic b4 lol

hmmmwn gwwwwwwg nnnmmm rrrrr

hoops hup sides her head......sits on floor with cig hanging out of gob and pint for of WATER in the other......

gags Ally wiv scalf again!!!!..calm ya sen down woman hay .........did ya know that Ally...Whispers in sis ear!!!!..she did ya know..yep tis true!!!!

It's 5 o'clock somewhere

hello ron, its a mad house they are all drunk here x

plants another big sloppy kiss on Rons cheek.......that bloody phone!!!!

giggling hysterically and clutching sides......oooo it hurts

Well about blumon time!!!...right wat song now!!!

Just the one Trica ** fretts ** pmsl..

HELLO

night LWD

Stands at door tappin foot..oy!!!..get ya ass i ere Mr Ron!!!....xx

PMSL
I lurve you all too mwah mwah mwah xx

well with one exception!

go on hayley let me plssssssssss
oh go on plssssssssssss

Passes Peggy another glass of ice....eeerrrrrr yeeeeaahhhh right hun............giggle giggle

welll howdy Tricia.....plants big slpooy kiss on tricia cheek....!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!